July 10, 2003 - 19:42
Open letter from Alf to all family YA/SGAs
Hello my children. I love and pray for you. In tandem with the above mentioned safe passage foundation, your loving prophet and spiritual father has set up his own personal splinter organisation.
The back passage foundation
The back passage foundation will provide food, board and a one way travel ticket in return for a written contract signing up for Alf's Endtime Army (AEA). In contrast to the safe passage foundation recruits will be expected to loudly and vociferously denouce The Family and all it stands for. They will be put through several fitness assessments that must be successfully completed. In addition no weak minded, disabled(mentally or otherwise) or homosexual persons will be permitted to join AEA.
The AEA will be a paramilitary organisation whose main purposes are:
- Fighting the enemies of Alf in whatever form, dimension or spiritual plane they appear in.
- Fundraising/recruiting for AEA.
- Providing a personal staff for Alf's household.
Recruits will be given a 6 week training course after which they will be expected to serve a minimum of 3 years in AEA.
Once the 3 year term of service is completed an extention may be granted at Alf's discretion.
Hope to hear from you soon.
Love in Alf
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