JoeH is so cool

from i love JoeH - May 16, 2004
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I love JoeH.

1. OMG, I love you, Joe H. You are like so hot so I would blow you however you like. I gah-ron-tee I would be as young and as dirty as you like. Just tell me when and where.

2. Oh, I bet yours tastes much better than cream! It probably tastes like heaven itself. Heaven with sunshine and strawberries and, oh yeah, cream. I want to go on the JoeH cum diet. Forget Atkins and the South Beach Diet, JoeH’s love juice is all I need! Fish is for Atkins, not for Joe!

3. Even a fart from your bum would be sweet. That’s like the icing on the cake. Or maybe there would just be a glaze? Either way, it sounds like a yummy meal… I can start off with some tossed salad, of course before the desert.

4. Oh, fill my ears with the seeds of the holy spirit and my God, JoeH. Pull my hair too, I like that.

5. Stuffing is for turkeys. Oh and so is basting. I guess what I’m trying to say is that I’m a turkey at heart!

6. OH, I need fluids all right. I am thirsty right now. Please quench my thirst, JoeH. I gah-ron-tee that you will not regret it!

7. Flavor? Who needs flavor when I could be listening to you? I taste with my ears and not with my mouth. Hey, another useful use of ears, whatdya know.

8. There is if I bite. Maybe you would like it that way?

9. Balls shmalls. What you need is a good ole vibrator up your ass! Don’t you have an anal fixation? I love anusues.

10. JoeH, I would be the best you ever had! I gah-ron-tee it!

11. See number 9.

12. When I get old and fat I would still be dreaming of you. I bet you will be just as much of a beef cake then as you are now. Hey, beef goes great with turkey… we’d make a club sandwich!

13. I told you, I don’t mind a bit of basting.