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Ohhhhh.......OHHHHHH....THANK YOU JESUS(squirt..squirt)....ahhhh

from GreenDopeDoorDeala - May 29, 2003
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I think that the loving Jesus shit was complete heresy. If God wanted people to jack off to his son he would have said something like this somewhere in that book: 


Peterspeter 3:69 "Verily, Verily I say unto you, he who pulleth not his cock for God and stands in the way of beaters and sits on the John without flogging, he will be like, out of the Spirit."

I wonder if Peter and Maria and Co. have circle jerks after breakfast? Maybe after every meal, or maybe it's after they all lay hands on Peter's sore pig sticker. Come to think of it, I actually don"t want to know.

I know what happened. Maria mistook Jesus for Michael Jackson and in turn told all of her followers to JUST BEAT IT.

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from SeanSwede
October 6, 2006 -
So friggin` hilarious! LOLOLOL!!
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from Oddman
January 9, 2005 -

I'm not religious, but I agree that from a Christian point of view, the loving Jesus revolution is nothing other than blatant heresy, and disregard for scripture.
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from Anthony
June 1, 2003 -

One, two, three

Jesus is after me.

Four, five, six,

He's trying to grab my dick.

Seven, eight, nine,

He misses all the time,

No loving Jesus, no loving  Jesus for me!


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from Anthony
May 31, 2003 -

Gives a whole new meaning to the term circle jerk soup.

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from Sir Rantalot
May 30, 2003 -
You know like dedicating a toast to something/someone? That's what I do when I flog it. I like to dedicate it so someone, like "this is for you mom", or "I love you dad". The Lord is the good book says "honour thy father and mother", I intend to keep his comandments...:)
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