World War III

I will understand it as some bible prophecy, and try to "witness" 

I will hide in my nuke shelter until it's over. 

I will watch TV - If I get drafted I will dodge 

I will watch TV - If I get drafted I will comply (non combat) 

I will watch TV - If I get drafted I will fight 

I will sign myself up, but avoid combat if possible. 

I will have myself sent to the front line. 

Fuckin' M&M, get it right the first time!