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What were you doing during word time?
Frantically thinking of how the new GN spoke to you/ Straining to hear the whispers and wondering about an alternative way to say "Have faith in me my children."
Wishing you could paste fake open eyes on your closed ones.
Examining the other "home members" faces and observing that they all wore similar drained expressions with an occasional eye rolling to the back of the head.
Practicing your reading skills: you have now read the words "golden seeds" 157 times.
Drinking in the new wine.
Asking Jesus to help you overcome the enemys doubts as you wondered why he wants you to masturbate to him. "Aren't our prayers enough Lord?"
Thanking heaven for the new Law of Love series: now you can pressure Sharon (resident babe and hottest dance night dancer) into a date.
Thinking about what movie you'll watch next video night and the 16ounce of beer you'll drink along with it. You then wonder if there will ever come a time when these things aren't the highlight of your week.
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The every so often poll.
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Whenever the editor gets to it poll.
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