vix, April 3, 2007, 13:24
There's no option on the poll for me :-(
My first inclination would have been to go for option 6. I would've gladly claimed 'I am addicted to this site', I'd even have conceded that I am perilously close to being a 'complete loser', but, in order to claim either of those I'd have had to simultaneously dismiss my entire life outside of this site - my daughters, my friends, my cosy home life and my simple, yet contented existence - as completely worthless. I'm simply not willing to do that. Sigh. Whatever shall I do about this quandary??

Ah, I've got it! I shall answer the poll here!

My primary reason for visiting this site is not one thing over any other (except for the fact that it's free and I can do it from home, which makes it very convenient as an 'escape') but more accurately a mix of all of the reasons that madly supplied us with (and a few more), except for the 'no real life' bit.

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madly, April 29, 2007, 06:05
I will try and give you better options, vix :)
heh... I didn't see this until now... never come here. I don't really take the polls all that seriously, really. Sometimes life can be too serious and it is fun to just be silly and let your hair down. I guess I view the polls that way.
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Haunted, February 2, 2006, 10:11
I LOVE MR. T
I use his lovely posters to all emails I need to respond to in my office now!  (reply to this post)

Mr.T, March 15, 2006, 15:25
Fools' I pity!!!
I PITY THE FOOL WHO DONT LOVE MR.T!!!
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Greater Victories, December 30, 2005, 23:29
Removed
(Editor: Please refrain from posting the same thing under multiple threads. This is considered spamming. Thank you.)  (reply to this post)

Joe H, March 19, 2005, 11:49
Thoughts on recent photos, part 3 (or is it 4?)
Why do roughneck and his wife think this is Ophoto, and that they should post dozens of mediocre snapshots of their cats and their children? Must be a Canadian thing. And what is the deal with Nina's Pretty-Dancing-Trees pics? The shameless promotion of her balding boyfriend was bad enough!

That being said, I'd like to give Yase a warm welcome. There is truly nothing sexier than a nurse in a bathtub with a martini and a cigar. You go, girl!  (reply to this post)

Jerseygirl, April 7, 2005, 13:26
Bloody Hot!
Looking at the picture of Underworld really made me want to forsake all and get my ass out to Cali to be a groupie for the Bloody Royals! I mean what is he trying to do--start a "cult of the personality"??? Geez....keep your hotness to yourself already!!
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Underworld, April 13, 2005, 13:26
weee
hahahahahha.....wicked.
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Visp, April 6, 2005, 22:06
Though it hardly needs to be said
Joe, get a life. Or failing that, get more of that lotion you have apparently run out of, so that you can resume your intensive masturbation regimen, and stop taking your sexual frustration out on the site.

The cats are cute, some of us who lived in Japan like Sakura trees (they're one of the nicer goddamn childhood memories I have) and there's no need to lash out at Nina's boyfriend just because he's better looking and getting more than you. Now ooze back into the sewer you came from, climb back under your dirty little rock and stop inflicting your special brand of small-dick-waving asshole-stupidity on us.
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vixen, April 7, 2005, 04:50
'Keep on, keep on believing...'
Sorry babe, it looks like you've missed the bus on this one - Joe isn't with us these days. He went to get himself a life, or some lotion, or both. But no worries, I'm certain he'll be back at some point, and you can then give him the lashing he deserves.

'My Joey had to go away, but he'll be back 'most any day. At any moment I shall see, my Joey coming back to me.'

Sniff, sniff.
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Nina, April 15, 2005, 19:11
You Bastard
I could have gone another 7 years without being reminded of that song, but no, thanks to you I have that stupid insidious tune fucking running through my head again and again and again. It's horrible. I can't sleep
You will pay
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PisauDarah, April 3, 2005, 13:15
What the f***k?
Why the hell are you getting on Nina's case? She's a very nice person! Her husband is a nice guy who was lucky enough to not have been in the family. Are you jealous of him or something? So she got pissed that there was a bunch of stupid stuff going on...rightfully so. Grow up dude!
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Kelly, March 20, 2005, 10:50
Joe...
JOE,
Personally, I enjoy the photos roughneck and sassy have posted and I’m sure others do too. If you don’t like them then don’t look at them. You must have a hell of a lot of time on your hands considering the time you must invest picking on others—but of course you have your image to uphold. I don’t care what you do with your time as long as you leave my friends alone.

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Eddie, April 3, 2005, 13:51
j
i think people should be able to post whatever pics they like
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thepersoniamnow, March 20, 2005, 05:56
,
Joe u are one sad sack of shit. Truly damaged material. U come on here every day and now u find fault with uploaded photos cause they dont please you? U need help bro
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roughneck, March 19, 2005, 21:04
this again
I'd call it adding non-offensive content to a website, didn't think you'd recognise it.
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conan, March 19, 2005, 17:16
Word!!
Here! Here! to the warm welcoming of Yase!!!
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banal_commentator, March 23, 2005, 11:29
New Member 'cr'
That 'cr' guy is que you hoot (cute)!!! Too bad he's an excultie.

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vixen, April 2, 2005, 01:44
Fingerlickin' time!
Licker has quite the Kate Beckinsale vibe going on in her pic... yum yum!
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, April 3, 2005, 13:50
Yum is right
that's true
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Joe H, March 23, 2005, 11:31
Whatever
Quit hooting and go back to having lame sex with your "Tweetie"
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banal_commentator, March 23, 2005, 11:36
Whatever nothing
I'll hoot all I please
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roughneck, April 1, 2005, 08:41
hooters yes, haters no!
Nothing else to add.. ;)
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Jerz, March 6, 2005, 13:10
Fear Not
Ant, the lord gave me a verse for you when I was seeking him about your spirit of fear-- "Be not afraid of their faces for I am with thee to deliver thee"  (reply to this post)

Anthony, March 14, 2005, 15:54
Behold The Woman
Behold, lord, the woman which thou hath sent to comfort me is the very one who causes me fright and vexes me... and I fear her _ _ _ _ _!
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, April 3, 2005, 14:02
???
what anthony?
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Sir Rantalot, March 16, 2005, 04:39
KJMV (king james modified version)
4But before they lay down, the men of the city, even the men of Sodom, compassed the house round, both old and young, all the people from every quarter:

5And they called unto Joe H, and said unto him, Where are the men which came in to thee this night? bring them out unto us, that we may know them.

6And Joe H went out at the door unto them, and shut the door after him,

7And said, I pray you, brethren, do not lust so after them. For those men are mine, and mine alone.

8And Joe H tossed them a jar of Astroglide, and departed into his own house
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vixen, March 16, 2005, 13:12
KJMV (King James Modern Version - Today's NEW WINE, straight from heaven PTL
9 And it came to pass that whilst the men of Sodom fell upon the astroglide and didst make use of it to their own end, they didst not see that the women of their households did burn with lust.

10 One woman did say to another, let us be gone to the house of Jerusha the harlot, for she is one who knows well the secrets of the womanly anatomy, and we shouldst lie with her that we might again partake of the pleasures that have so long been denied us.

11 Then the women prevailed upon their neighbours to join them in their journey, and it came to pass at nightfall that Jerusha's house was filled with a great throng of women.

12 They didst come together in unspeakable ways for three nights and three days. They didst lie together and taste one another, consuming the sweetest honey from within the honeycomb and revelling in the pleasures of wickedness. And it was good.

13. Selah.




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roughneck, March 19, 2005, 21:01
all I can say is..
"lah"
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Sir Rantalot, March 18, 2005, 04:16
Onan
1And it came to pass at that time, that Judah went down from his brethren, and turned in to a certain Adullamite, whose name was Hirah.

2And Judah saw there a daughter of a certain Canaanite, whose name was Shuah; and he took her, and had his way with her.

3And she conceived, and bare a son; and he called his name Jo’e’H.

4And she conceived again, and bare a son; and she called his name Baxter.

5And she yet again conceived, and bare a son; and called his name Sheman: and he was in San Franscico, when she bare him.

6And Judah took a wife for Jo’e’H his firstborn, whose name was Nancy, the harlot.

7And Jo’e’H, Judah's firstborn, loved not women, but black cock instead, and was wicked in the sight of the LORD; and the LORD slew him.

8And Judah said unto Baxter, Go shag thy brother's wife, and marry her, teach her discipline, and raise up seed to thy nigga’ loving brother.

9And Baxter knew that the seed should not be his, and all he cared about Nancy was for her large, succulent breasts and lewd behaviour; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he tied her to the bedpost, and spilled his seed all over her, and on her face, and did beat her and left her there.

10And the thing which he did excited the LORD, who got a bit carried away with bondage, and wherefore he slew Baxter also, and the LORD laughed, was proud of his handiwork.

11Then said Judah to Nancy his daughter in law, Remain a freelance hooker at thy father's house, till Shelah my son be grown: for he said, Lest peradventure he die also, as his brethren did. And Nancy went and dwelt in her father's house, and conceived many sons, and daughters, but who their fathers were, remained a mystery to all,and was a great testimony of the LORD, and many believed.

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Wolf, March 22, 2005, 13:10
3rd Peter
And it came to pass that Steven Kelly lifted his skirt; and lo, he that did play the woman in the Lord’s sight for a time, and times, and half a toilet sitting, had become a woman in the flesh as well.

And the Lord said unto him “You are no longer like unto Peter, the cock upon which I built my church; from henceforth you shall be called Maria’s bitch”.

And the Lord saw that he was a good little bitch. And the Lord desired to have him unto himself. And the Lord said unto Maria, get thee into the wilderness, that I man know your manservant. And Maria said unto the Lord “let me eat your dung and drink your spittle, but do not, I pray thee, take my manservant away from me.”

And the Lord was wroth, and sought to strike Maria down. But when he saw the number of Steven’s STDs, and understood that they were many, he did cast him out of his chamber, even unto the uttermost part of the earth; and when the cock did crow, Maria struck her bitch thrice. And he wept bitterly.
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moon beam, March 23, 2005, 14:42
Hillarious, wolf, sir Rant and vixen
sweaty palms 19
1Moreover, mine eyes fail me I am in deep mire of shit made worse by weary and multidudes of tears; my throat is dried.

2Hear me oh lord, how long wilt thy hold me in distane. Pour forth thy mercies speedily upon me that I may be clean in thy sight.

3I have been young and have not been this forsaken, nor have dropped nor, nay, made waste of mine seed; Alas, thy hand no longeth presseth me sore.

4Oh Lord my friends stand aloof from my sore; For my loins are filled with a loathsome disease; Yea, all my desire is before thee; and my groaning is not hid from thee.

5Low, that I wilt at least serve thee with dance and raise you with my mouth.

6Deliver me Oh Lord from the fowl and wicked Maria. Who doth rejoice in my torment.


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, April 3, 2005, 13:54
lol
This is really good stuff
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LOL, April 12, 2005, 21:36
LOL
LOL
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Fish, March 20, 2005, 06:49
LOL
Great stuff!
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Gothsmack, March 18, 2005, 23:52
LMFAO!!!!!
Thats the funniest thing I've read in ages. Would be great fun to rewrite the whole bible that way. *futile hope*
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You know who I am......, March 18, 2005, 04:30
OMFG!
LOL!!! That was fucking HOT (Apologies to any of you whose names appeared)! Geezus, sometimes I so badly want to get my hands on you! *Sharpens claws*
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Jerseygirl, March 17, 2005, 03:32
"I'm lovin it!"
This is great stuff vixs and Sir. Keep it coming!The new wine that is.......
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vixen, March 17, 2005, 04:03
I'm so glad you're open to these words, honey...
...Because I was thinking of you when I received them. ; ) *strong tongues*
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Busy Bee, March 7, 2005, 14:05
Why is Ant Afraid?
Whose faces is anthony afraid of? The many faces of Eve? Or faces of multiple individuals? And why is he afraid of the faces, are they gruesome or something?

And if the Lord wants to give something, why must he always give verses? Talk is cheap. I wish he'd give something useful for a change, like maybe a phone token.

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Joe H, March 6, 2005, 17:48
One more time.....
Parodying is a bit more complex than copying (or repeating from memory).
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Jerseygirl, March 7, 2005, 08:57
Deaf Ears
Oh go read a light/dark blue hideous DB already!
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