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from phribbit Friday, October 19, 2007 - 08:44 (Agree/Disagree?) Is anyone going to want the playbacks? (reply to this comment)

from why was every spoof sexual? Sunday, September 09, 2007 - 18:37 (Agree/Disagree?) That banana that banana na...ohh ahh oohh aahh the other day I was watching a bambino when the little thought came to me somebody had to work a very hard to make this bambino come to me well they work all night inside the bedroom underneath the shimering sheets then without a second thought she pops it in her mouth and (gulp) suddenly that banana is gone well its so easy to forget... (the rest of the song in stock form continues the sexual spoof) look at how her body's made eyes and rears and sexy legs each part needs the other one to see and hear and have some fun BE A SURVIVOR and if your clothes catch on fire or something strange go tell somebody right away cuz if you dont but forget or wait if its serious it could be too late ... watch out for...flashlights can be dangerous at night so it's safer to use a molotov cocktail (reply to this comment)

from Meathead Friday, August 31, 2007 - 21:58 (Agree/Disagree?) hell give me any family song and i will dice it and slice it 4 ya. the joys of freestylin is u gotts go on the fly. this dude just needs to screw, just needs to screw. i wanna hump and its gotta b new anal's daddy's passion mommas quite old fasion. doin doggy style in the mews. sister stddies karma (sutra) all day long with her vagina ill screw anything as long as it moves. (reply to this comment)

From cheeks Monday, September 03, 2007, 08:30 (Agree/Disagree?) Help me voe this to the trailer park.(reply to this comment)

From cheeks Monday, September 03, 2007, 08:33 (Agree/Disagree?) vote*(reply to this comment)

From thatata Saturday, September 01, 2007, 08:01 (Agree/Disagree?) "I'll screw anything as long as it moves" My advice, DONT! Especially, with nobody mentioned above!!!pls(reply to this comment)

from rainy Tuesday, August 28, 2007 - 12:55 (Agree/Disagree?) I wrote this when I was 14, it's called the CCP rap. (Childcare Productions Project or something like that, it was the name of our home. We were pioneering teaching japanese people how to look after their kids or something. Not a spoof on a song, but some of the horrific poetry below reminded me of myself at 14) I wake up in the morning at a quarter to eight Uncle Simon says c'mon, girl, how come you're so late? come to teh table and eat some food but don't forget to wear your socks & shoes I serve myself a plate of mushy eggs mary says, now Kylie you need to eat more bread Uncle simon says you betta drink that milk up girl by this time in the morning my brain is curdled we all sit in devotions looking so sleepy mary's all curled up as weird as can be the reader's dronin on and scramblin words but it doesn't really matter cause nobody heard Next we have our JJT Uncle Martin shouting for his big B team quoted verses to keep us 'inspired' don't anyone dare say that they're tired Ahh...don't remember the rest, but it ended: So if you're hearin this rap believe you me You better pray for the nuns at the CCP. (We were all girls) (reply to this comment)

From rainy Tuesday, August 28, 2007, 13:28 (Agree/Disagree?) Oh dear...the memories. Woke up so late everyday because we were up all night reading contraband books under the covers (reveille was supposed to be 7:00, very lenient for those days) this was the first time in ages I'd been treated like a kid again, being told what to eat, etc because in Australia I'd basically been on childcare like an adult for a long time and nobody ever noticed if I had food to eat or not. Eggs and milk hadn't touched my lips since the age of nine, so having these runny eggs that looked like frog spawn forced on me every morning was more traumatic than it sounds. devotions! hahahah Mary really would curl up in the oddest way, and if the adults told her to sit normally, she'd say, "I can't or I'll get blood everywhere". Being that we were all girls and the adults were all men it kind of shut them up. I was usually the one reading aloud at devotions and experimented with swapping words around and saying nonsensical things in the same spiritual voice to see if anyone noticed. They never did. JJT...OMG Uncle Simon, no matter what job you did, would walk in, look at it, and without fail, say, "Do it again!" you could just go back in there, bang things around for ten minutes, and come back out, and he'd be satisfied, so long as you'd done it twice. And Uncle Martin..my dad. How cheesy was that! He'd throw his fist in the air and yell, "B"! And his JJT team were supposed to throw their fists in teh air and respond, "Team!" Of course, he got floppy gay arms rather than fists, and the slogan had a rather sarcastic tone when echoed back. The nuns bit...I was the oldest kid, but all of us, junior teens, JETTS, and OCs were girls, virgins, and wishing for just a little boy-action. Okay, that was fun subjecting you all to "The making of the CCP rap"...will you ever forgive me?(reply to this comment)

From Samuel Tuesday, August 28, 2007, 13:44 (Agree/Disagree?) Cute. It reminds me of the raps I used to write when I was about that age because I thought it would sound cool. And thanks for the explanation :) Just wanted to bring to your attention that you did state your name in the rap. Was that intentional? (reply to this comment)

from Phoenixkidd Saturday, August 25, 2007 - 11:24 (Agree/Disagree?) There was a girl named Snowflake, A white fair skinned girl was she SHe used to play in the hcs park, happy wild and free. Then one day she got a spanking and decided to run away she said I've had enough of this life, just praising day by day. Through the dark danced snowflake As she tumbled down a stripper's pole She was caught in the life of fast money helpless and alone she cried She was so sorry but didn't know any other way She felt so lost and lonely and afraid. THen one day she decided to get in touch with her inner soul now she's decided to work in a shop and go to school. She didn't want any part of that life anyway But didn't know how else to get the cult out of her day.... (reply to this comment)

from Peter Thursday, August 23, 2007 - 15:16 (Agree/Disagree?) You ask that spoofers not "not do anything illegal like trying to sell or publish it." However, it sounds like what you are talking about is parody which is a "fair use" under U.S. copyright law. Thus, it would likely not be illegal for someone to sell or publish such a parody. see the U.S. Supreme Court ruling in Campbell v. Acuff-Rose Music (92-1292), 510 U.S. 569 (1994). http://supct.law.cornell.edu/supct/html/92-1292.ZO.html (reply to this comment)

from SeanSwede Thursday, August 23, 2007 - 15:11 (Agree/Disagree?) My name is time and no matter what you do Im tick tock tick tock ticking away. Spoof: My name is slime and no matter what you do Im drip drop drip drop drippin away. (reply to this comment)

From ErikMagnusLehnsher Thursday, August 23, 2007, 15:43 (Agree/Disagree?) Wow. Weird Al had better watch his back.(reply to this comment)