from Cultinvator - Wednesday, August 18, 2004
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Who was Matthew, and why did he have chapters like 24? I don't know, but I still dream of the Antichrist, once in awhile...when I'm thinking of spiritual jokes.
Christ was here and then again he is not responding to a lot of questions
Questions are important, because they may or may not have answers
Answers need to be answered because unanswered questions mean that someone is unresponsive... In other words someone is really quiet outside of stories
Do you have questions, write CPO 220, And let me know how the Olympics are going?
No Jesus, is praying for little children like me to learn how much he loves them, but for some reason, mommy’s Jesus is still telling me a lot of stories.
Bear in mind Jesus is a guy who likes to walk on water, because people don’t know it can be done. That way he’ll be really cool, and we’ll have to start jumping off bridges because believing it makes it faith, it can’t be based on facts.
Jesus knows that when his spokespersons didn’t lie many times, well, not lie, …predict on misinformation that needs to be re-examined, we probably wouldn’t feel so unified in one cause, and keep the village together.
Jesus hasn’t cum because he’s not excited yet.
Jesus needs to find a gay antichrist who will play the piece of a one world dictator who is likely to be an un-representative.
The world is unifying against my little town values in the berg I transpired, and now Jesus is saving me everyday, because he is simply the olive oil smell that comes with the pizza I love, but the flavor… it doesn’t bother. The burning cloud of anointing is only on during the day, at night a great pillar of fire only scares the infidels, or is it the scardy lil cats?
Well, Cat’s can’t be herded, but when they’re older and smarter they do meet up from time to time to fuck, not to worship the devil, but because they see in the dark unlike the clumsy who wait for a light in the sky to satisfy their vision
Jesus must have found his last temptation; I’m still looking for mine.