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Then I got high

from Christian - Tuesday, May 18, 2004
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This may not be creative, but just a funny little thing I decided to write to dedicate to a friend. (Inspired by Afroman)

I was gonna go to devotions this morning but then I got high.

I was gonna go sell Activated but then I got high

I was gonna have prayer vigil but then I got high, then I got high

I was gonna go have praise time but then I got high

I was gonna love Jesus but then I got high, then I got high

I was gonna go to the home council but then I got high, then I got high

I was gonna go out for youth ministry but then I got high, then I got high

I was gonna listen to what my sheperds said but then I got high

And now I'm excommunicated and I know why

Cuz I got high, Cuz I got high, Cuz I got high.

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from spidervein
Sunday, February 06, 2005 - 03:03

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a good, light-hearted bit on a shitty subject.

made me smile... i'm gonna get high.

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from heywood jablome
Saturday, May 22, 2004 - 10:21

Dude......weak....for real.
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from Joe H
Friday, May 21, 2004 - 16:38

I don't get it.
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From oh Joe!
Saturday, May 22, 2004, 05:55

Its a relatively famous song with the words changed to suit us, apart from the words"untill I got high." (reply to this comment
From Paraphrasing
Sunday, May 23, 2004, 08:41

Keeping TF traditions alive. Old habits are hard to break. (reply to this comment
From Let's all sing about habbits.........
Wednesday, May 17, 2006, 09:55


(verse 1)

Let me tell you a story about an eagle

Chained so long to a stake uppon the ground

Every day he'd strut around in circles

Till he'd worn a rut from walking round and round

(verse 2)

When his master finally chose to give him freedom

He took off the metal ring that kept him bound

And tossed him high to spresd his wings and fly

But the bird just flip-flopped right back to the ground

-Everybody now-


No more chaaaaaain

No more bird-band

He went right back to his rut again

Began the same old strut again

Just the same old habit kept him down

(repeat chorus)

(Guitar) Bwwaaaaa bwaa bwaa bwaa bwaa bwaa bwaa bwaaaaaaaa.(reply to this comment

From Haunted
Friday, May 19, 2006, 07:02


AHHHHHHHH!!!(reply to this comment

From Let's sing
Thursday, May 25, 2006, 11:31

Is that a sigh of relief or a scream of horror? Because if it was relief there are plenty more songs where that came from :0)(reply to this comment
From this damn site wouldn't let vixen sign in
Thursday, May 25, 2006, 13:29


Heh. Yes Haunted, I was going to correct you as I'm sure you were not meaning to convey a sigh of relief. But then I remembered that I'm not doing the whole wannabe-pedantry thing anymore. However, now that someone else has addressed it, I feel comfortable with chiming in with this suggestion:

If you are conveying horror, try the good ol' 'ARRRRGGGGGHHHH'. ;-)

(Besides, every time you say that 'AHHHH', I worry my little heart to an earlier grave fearing that our resident songster might just pull out the lyrics to 'Wizard of Ahs'... *cringe*)

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