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An Ode to Joe

from merrily - Sunday, April 18, 2004
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Joe you are so anal,

You think you're so smart
inside your cranial,
but really you're so venial.
No one likes you, not even Banal.

Joe, sometimes you are such an ass,
reading your words is like having gas.
You think you are the grammar Nazi,
when you can't even play Yatzee.

Joe, you think you are God's gift to women,
when even your art is pure fiction.
You make us wonder what is true;
perhaps you look like Mr. Magoo?

Joe, we wish you would get some Paxil,
then the world would rotate on its axle.
The planets would all realign,
Nostrodamus would think it's a sign.

Joe, we wish you the best of luck,
we simply wish you were not such a schmuck.
Having an education is all well and good,
but don't act like you were raised in the Hood.

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from Samuel
Wednesday, April 16, 2008 - 09:01

Average visitor agreement is 2.5 out of 5Average visitor agreement is 2.5 out of 5Average visitor agreement is 2.5 out of 5Average visitor agreement is 2.5 out of 5Average visitor agreement is 2.5 out of 5(Agree/Disagree?)
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from Cultinvator
Tuesday, February 08, 2005 - 03:52

Average visitor agreement is 5 out of 5Average visitor agreement is 5 out of 5Average visitor agreement is 5 out of 5Average visitor agreement is 5 out of 5Average visitor agreement is 5 out of 5(Agree/Disagree?)
You've captured his essence! Nice work.
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from babiedoll
Thursday, April 22, 2004 - 08:19

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Hey you, nicely written. You always had a gift for writting.Write me some time we have alot to talk about! Xo
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from banal_commentator
Wednesday, April 21, 2004 - 09:04

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Hee hee hee
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from Gollum
Tuesday, April 20, 2004 - 13:15

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We likes it! We wants it!! We desires our own ode posted just to ourselves!!!
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from The woman nextdoor
Tuesday, April 20, 2004 - 11:00

Average visitor agreement is 3.5 out of 5Average visitor agreement is 3.5 out of 5Average visitor agreement is 3.5 out of 5Average visitor agreement is 3.5 out of 5Average visitor agreement is 3.5 out of 5(Agree/Disagree?)
Thank you so much Merrily for posting this!

We knew Joe was going to like it, didn't we? Now we are just waiting for the GrammarNazi and the Pedantic Prick to have their say-so as they surely can't tolerate being left out of it. In that way they are pretty much alike, the three...

Will you be posting any more of your poems, Merrily? I thought it was very touching and well written. Especially liked the empathy you threw in at the end (you can't expect a dog to learn if you only hit it)...
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Wednesday, April 21, 2004, 04:28

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I don’t think he will. It’s a shame that Jo is so skilled in literacy, but yet can’t write a poem, reference to ‘If you can’t beat them join them’ (Nice one Mer). (reply to this comment
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Thursday, April 22, 2004, 11:42

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Joe, did you post this?(reply to this comment
From Dani
Friday, April 23, 2004, 09:58

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No I did. Jo H would hate that you thought it was him. hee hee(reply to this comment
From Do your homework
Thursday, April 22, 2004, 09:21

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http://www.movingon.org/personalarticles.asp?ID=292

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Thursday, April 22, 2004, 11:44

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from Joe H
Tuesday, April 20, 2004 - 10:19

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Hilarious! I'm deeply, deeply touched and moved. Thank you so much Merrily!
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