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Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?

from sougly - Tuesday, November 05, 2002
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A: One. Only ONE!!

Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One. Only ONE!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle, actually find them 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT COULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY? BECAUSE NO-ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE RUBBISH! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF RUBBISH THAT ARE 12' DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE? !! - IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS #@*$!#@*$ HOUSE! I'm sorry...what did you ask me?

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from JoeH
Wednesday, November 06, 2002 - 15:57

I'm sorry, but what the fuck is this load of crap? Aren't men usually expected to change light-bulbs and perform fix-it tasks around the house, if only by virtue of our height?

I don't know about you, but I don't think pissed-off bitches on PMS are very funny.
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From ComeOn!
Saturday, November 09, 2002, 07:15

Lighten up dude, the post was obviously a joke. Why get so critical?

BTW, I think pissed-off bitches on PMS are VERY funny. (reply to this comment
From sougly
Saturday, November 09, 2002, 05:31

Sorry that the humour of this one was a little over you head. Although I don't see why there would be a need to react so stongly to a joke.....

Oh well good luck getting or should I say KEEPING a girlfriend!(reply to this comment
From moonmental
Thursday, November 07, 2002, 00:34

I think she caught the attitude however. God knows some girls I know sound just as wack...(reply to this comment

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