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Getting Through : Lighten Up

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from Hanna_Black - Saturday, October 26, 2002
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Hope this is funny for some, I cracked up when I heard it.

A guy and a girl are making out in a car and things are getting hot. Her panties are off, hanging on the dashboard and his shirt is long lost.
Suddenly she whipsers seductively in his ear, "please (moan), oh please put your finger in..."
Slightly hesitantly, he slowly works his finger "in". she continues to moan and sigh. She pulls his ear close to her mouth and begs, "oh, please put two fingers in now." He willingly adds another finger. She continues to plead for more fingers inside of her, when he realises that his entire hand is already inside. She looks at him passionately and demands: put your other hand inside too. A little taken aback the guy sticks the other hand in too. All the while she is enjoying herself and panting heavily. Just as he is thinking he should unzip his own pants, she cries, "and now clap!"
A short pause and he answers, "I can't!"
She sits up and says confidently, "see, i told you I had a tight pussy!"

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from Deranged1
Sunday, October 27, 2002 - 15:07

Yeah this one's always been a clasic. :)
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from Prot
Sunday, October 27, 2002 - 14:42

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