from Hanna_Black - Thursday, October 17, 2002
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This should be a big sign hanging in my kitchen door...
1. Kitchen closed - - this chick has had it!
2. Martha Stewart Doesn't live here!!
3. I'm creative, You can't expect me to be neat too!
4. So this isn't Home Sweet Home... Adjust!
5. Ring Bell for Maid Service...If no answer do it yourself!
6. I clean house every other week...This is the other week!
7. If you write in the dust, please don't date it!
8. I would cook dinner but I can't find the can opener!
9. My house was clean last week, too bad you missed it!
10. A clean kitchen is the sign of a wasted life.
11. Home Cooking- - -Like Mother used to do before chocolates, soap operas and computer
12. I came, I saw, I decided to order take out.
13. If you don't like my standards of cooking...lower your standards.
14. Apology...Although you'll find our house a mess, Come in, sit down, converse. It doesn't always look like this: Some days it's even worse.
15.Emergency Numbers: Pizza - - - - - - - -873-3362
Chinese - - - - -873-7768
Deli - - - -- - - - --873-0274
Grandma - - - - -873-4761
16. Dull women have immaculate houses.
17. A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen is delicious.
18.If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and cheap
19. Help keep the kitchen clean - eat out.
20. Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives.
21. My next house will have no kitchen --- just vending machines.
22. If the house is clean it means the computer is broken.