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I get high on Jesus

from Conqueror of Uranus - Wednesday, September 25, 2002
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Why Marijuana is bad for you....

1. It could cause you to have TOO much fun during sex
2. It might stop you from changing channels during commercial breaks.
3. That girl you wanted to hit on will just pass you by.
4. You may start using words like dude a little too often.
5. You may find subliminal messages in Britney Spears' Oops I did it again.
6. When you run out of it you might actually try getting high on Jesus.
7. Marijuana is a gateway drug. A gateway drug to Oreos and Potato chips.
8. Anything hollow with a hole in it suddenly becomes a bong.
9. Mokes might actually make you laugh.
10. It might cause Fam members to wonder, "what the hell am I doing here?!"

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from placebo
Saturday, March 01, 2003 - 15:34

you might start to understand the language that Snoop Dogg speaks.
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from Conqueror of Uranus
Wednesday, September 25, 2002 - 11:48

Add on to the list of Why Marijuana is bad. BAD BAD BAD.
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