from Lance - Monday, September 23, 2002
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Tom Clancy: "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
Steve Martin: "You know 'that look' women get when they want sex? Me
Drew Carey: "Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damned good."
Woody Allen: "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a
good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
Rodney Dangerfield: "If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at
Rodney Dangerfield: "My wife said she'd like to have sex in the back seat
of the car... and she wanted me to drive."
George Burns: "It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting
George Burns: "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
Lynn Lavner: "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase
sexual arousal, particularly in women. among these is the Mercedes-Benz
Harvey Korman: "Using Viagra is like putting a new flagpole on a condemned