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    Getting Through : Lighten Up

    Church Of Gerbil (COG)

    from Free_Dom_Fighter - Sunday, August 18, 2002
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    I have found THE TRUTH!!!

    It seems there's another new, controversial, revolutionary cult following that's also going by the acronym COG. To those of you who, since leaving the Children Of God, have been searching for a way to fill that aching void in your life, well, search NO MORE!!

    Enter the Church Of Gerbil (COG).
    http://www.corg.org


    (PS: Care to comment on which 'COG' following is more spiritually enlightened?)



    hail King Gerbil!!

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    from Free_Dom_Fighter
    Sunday, August 18, 2002 - 23:16
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    Auuugghh!! It seems that the link I tried to add with my article didn't show up...oh well, it's posted now. May you walk in enlightenment, as King Gerbil guides.
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    From Rae
    Wednesday, February 05, 2003, 10:23
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    ok.... it took me a second to realize it was a joke. Felt totally stupid reading it. but the satanic hamster dance rocked!(reply to this comment) 

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