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A bedtime prayer

from VWBabe - Wednesday, August 14, 2002
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Now I lay me down to sleep.......

A Girls Prayer:

Lord, Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who's willy is thick and long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
When he promises to call, he won't wait weeks.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows just what to say, when I ask "How big's my behind?"
One who'll make love till my body's a twitching,
In the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen!
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And never attempt to shag my best friend.
And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I look at the creep you sent me instead.

A Boy's Prayer:

Please Lord,
Send me a nympho with huge boobs who owns a beer store.

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from figaro
Sunday, March 25, 2007 - 20:04

the males prayer is supposed to be "send me a nympho with huge boobs who owns a liquor store. this doesn't rhyme, i don't give a shit!"
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From Haunted
Monday, April 02, 2007, 18:52

Dude, 5 years ago we had the Pendatric Prick to pick on things like that....since he didn't when I posted it I'm leaving it like it was (plus I don't think I can remember the password...)(reply to this comment
from snowhite
Thursday, January 30, 2003 - 06:51

that was so good!! couldnt stop laughing!
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from faeriraven
Friday, August 16, 2002 - 13:42

Loved it, loved it, loved it! Good work.
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