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Oh Christ!

from EAKae - Thursday, August 08, 2002
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A sailor and a priest were playing golf. The sailor took his first shot missed and said, "Fuck, I missed." Surprised, the priest replied, "Donít use that kind of language or god will punish you." The sailor took aim and hit his shot second shot. Again he missed and under his breath the said, "I fuckín missed again." The priest overheard and replied, "My son, please donít use that language or god will punish you." The sailor took his third shot and once again he couldnít help mutter, "Oh fuckÖ" The priest said, "Thatís it god will certainly punish you." Suddenly a bolt of lightning came down and killed the priest. In the distance a deep voice said, "FUCK, I Missed".

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from Ony
Friday, August 09, 2002 - 18:26

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Too good, Kells! Did you find that in Larry's grandma's things? Ha! See ya around!
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From EAKae
Friday, August 09, 2002, 18:45

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No way! That would be too funny, though.
Yeah, I should see you soon, Love.(reply to this comment
from Tea
Thursday, August 08, 2002 - 07:12

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Fucking A! Way to go, sis!
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From EAKae
Friday, August 09, 2002, 18:37

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Thanks, Tea!
I knew you'd like it!!
I'll have more soon!
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