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Kenny Rogers is...Jesus??

from Banshee - Saturday, April 26, 2008
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File this under "reasons the internet is BAD"

I was doing a google image searching for a company project today and I came across this bizarre link. I had to do a double take when I saw the "artwork", and instantly wished I hadn't.

Don't say I didn't warn you.

First off, let me just say. Freakin retarded website.

Secondly, whoever submitted that picture as a Kenny Rogers look alike...fucking HILARIOUS!

I have this urge now that if I ever come across a Family member I will want to ask them if they ever get confused when they're masterbating if it's Jesus or Kenny. And more importantly, do they hear Kenny Rogers singing to them?

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from rainy
Saturday, April 26, 2008 - 17:08

Strange. I've Stumbled Upon "Men who look like Kenny Rogers" before. But it didn't have that 'Jesus'. Where the hell did they get that?
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From JohnnieWalker
Saturday, April 26, 2008, 23:10

Here's a better pic: to this comment
From rainy
Sunday, April 27, 2008, 03:01

Funny! I was just laughing and telling my brother-in-law about how Jesus in TF was depicted wearing a gold boob-tube with a red heart on it and a long white skirt. I had to look up that site to show him a poster. Can you believe we used to sell these pictures to complete strangers?(reply to this comment
From JohnnieWalker
Sunday, April 27, 2008, 12:56

I almost laughed out loud when I saw this one again:

So f**king bizarre!(reply to this comment
From Haunted
Tuesday, April 29, 2008, 09:30

LOL - this is pretty bizarre! I took a whole lot of weird 'posters' with me when I left and yeah, they're so strange to look at they're in a box in a closet high, high on a shelf...(reply to this comment
From PopNFresh
Wednesday, April 30, 2008, 17:46


Oh God! Things like this make it very hard to believe there weren't drugs involved.

Do any of you remember the paper cutouts where you could color your heavenly city and then cut out all the buildings and make your own heavenly city? If you answered yes, raise your hand if your home paid actual money to buy the yellow clear-plastic gift paper that surrouned the masterpiece pyramid while we were too poor to buy basic food staples. Good times!(reply to this comment

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