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from thixotropic - Monday, December 17, 2007
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Something that I thought would amuse my fellow cult-declining cult babies. (From:, which is an odd place to find it, but at least they could find some humor in it without being sent to a Victor Program... I guess?)

A Fun Collection of Beastly Numbers

WARNING: This page should not be viewed by anyone suffering from hexakˇsioi-hexÚkonta-hexa-phobia (fear of you-know-what!)

Biblical Number of the Beast

Approximate Number of the Beast

Roman Numeral of the Beast

Number of the Beast's Older Brother

Number of the Beast's Younger Sister

664 or 668
Number of the Beast's Next-Door Neighbors

Number of the Australian Beast

Number of the Semi-Beast (also "Halfway to Hell")

Number of the Downsized Beast

6, uh..., I forget
Number of the Blond Beast

Number of the High Precision Beast

Number of the Beast on a Pentium

Number of the Millibeast

X / 666
Beast Common Denominator

Reciprocal of the Beast

Opposite of the Beast

Imaginary Number of the Beast

6.66 x 102
Scientific Notation of the Beast

Square Root of the Beast

Square of the Beast

Binary Number of the Beast

Octal of the Beast

Hexidecimal of the Beast

Log of the Beast

Ln of the Beast

1.738 x 10289
Anti-Log of the Beast

Zip Code of the Beast
E-mail Address of the Beast
Website of the Beast

Phone & FAX Number of the Beast

Toll Free Number of the Beast
(which could also be written 18-666-666-666!)

Live Beasts, available now! One-on-one pacts!
Only $6.66 per minute!
(Must be over 6+6+6 years old!)

Social Security Number of the Beast

Form 10666
Special IRS Tax Forms for the Beast

Tax Rate of the Beast

6-Year CD Interest Rate at First Beast Bank of Hell
($666 minimum deposit, $666 early withdrawal fee)

Billing Rate of the Beast's Lawyer

Retail Price of the Beast

Price of the Beast plus 6.66% Sales Tax

Price of the Beast with accessories and replacement soul

Wal-Mart Price of the Beast (next week $646.66!)

Monthly Payments for Beast, in 12 easy installments

Phillips 666
Gasoline Used by the Beast (regular $6.66/gal)

Route 666
Highway of the Beast (where he gets his kicks!)

666 mph
Speed Limit on the Beast's Highway

Fertilizer of the Beast

666 lb cap
Weight Limit of the Beast

666 Minutes
Weekly News Show about the Beast (airs daily from
Midnight to 11:06 a.m., on Cable Channel 666, of course)

666o F
Oven Temperature for Cooking "Roast Beast"

Retirement Plan of the Beast

666 mg
Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast

Lotus 6-6-6
Spreadsheet of the Beast

Word 6.66
Word Processor of the Beast

Windows 666
Bill Gates' Personal Beast Operating System

Font Color of the Beast (the gray in this table, no kidding!)

CPU of the Beast

BMW of the Beast

IAM 666
License Plate Number of the Beast

Formula 666
All Purpose Cleaner of the Beast

Spray Lubricant of the Beast

DSM-666 (rev)
Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast

66.6 MHz
FM Radio Station of the Beast

666 KHz
AM Radio Station of the Beast

66 for 6
A Beastly Score for an Innings (in cricket)

6 for 66
Bowling Figures of the Beast

Birthday of the Beast (but in which century?)

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from More Where that Came From
Tuesday, December 18, 2007 - 18:45

6.66o F: A Cold Day in Hell

Boeing 666: The Beast's Personal Airplane Model

Airforce 666: The Name of the Beast's Airplane (after he becomes President!)

C6H6O6: The Beast's Favorite Chemical (1,2,3-cyclopropanetricarboxylic acid)

666: Atomic Mass of Governmentium (it contains no protons or electrons, but has 1 neutron, 15 assistant neutrons, 35 deputy neutrons, 80 vice neutrons, 145 supervisory neutrons, 165 team leader neutrons and 225 consulting neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 666)

6.66%: 30-Year Mortgage Rate on 06/06/06 (not a joke, but a curious coincidence!)
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from figaro
Tuesday, December 18, 2007 - 10:02

" 6-6-6
Fertilizer of the Beast"


That actually would make a decent all purpose fertilizer (for beginners of course)!
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from solemn
Tuesday, December 18, 2007 - 09:05


How bout the IP address of the beast: 666.666.66.66

God damn, I am lame.

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From exfamily
Tuesday, December 18, 2007, 12:53

Why not 666.666.666.666?
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From JohnnieWalker
Tuesday, December 18, 2007, 13:10

Because that isn't a valid IP address. Each part of the IP address is 8 bits, so it cannot be more than 255. A valid "IP of the Beast" would be
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From exfamily
Wednesday, December 19, 2007, 00:50

Well yes, I know it would be an invalid IP address, I was just wondering why the last two octets were different from the first two.(reply to this comment
from Phoenixkidd
Tuesday, December 18, 2007 - 08:12


I want one of these "beasts" for Christmas!

Price of the Beast plus 6.66% Sales Tax

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from Haunted
Tuesday, December 18, 2007 - 07:12

LOL - got a kick outta that - thanks
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from exfamily
Tuesday, December 18, 2007 - 00:51

"6.66 x 102
Scientific Notation of the Beast"

6.66 x 10▓
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