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Getting Through : Lighten Up
I kid, I kid | from madly - Wednesday, May 02, 2007
accessed 1500 times I, for one, have found myself to be far too serious lately. Delving into my past, although needed, can be so exhausting leaving me with the need to come up for air. It is definitely time to let loose, have some fun, and remember just how great life really is. There are so many amazing things happening right under our noses here on Moving On. Let's look at all that good for a second, if you will. It seems this site has really helped some people to move on. Luneman left in search of a voice recognition system that can detect intoxication levels and make spelling and grammar corrections accordingly. Jolifam got over his Arian elitism and has moved on to become a doctor who delivers dark-colored babies. Prince got upset and left when he couldn't get anybody to understand that his mother is a top-notch composer and he is not a money-digging whore... or was it the other way around?
Speaking of whores, conan was nice enough to add me to his “attention whore” poll. But just to be clear: Let's forget about the 'attention' part. Pleeeease… my mamma taught me right and I plan on following in her footsteps: When I whore, I don't need attention... just show me the money and I will show YOU the attention.
Oh and while we are discussing the polls… everyone, please, vote for placebo. I am a little worried about him getting depressed over losing again. He keeps saying that he doesn't like the fact that people aren't seeing him as the sexual being he truly is. And judging by his latest photo, it looks like he is beating himself up over his failed attempts to bribe people to vote for him.
I still can't get over what a treat it was to have banal fly by to say hi and let us all know that she fucked a black man, but now she is gone. Where did she go? I guess she proved the saying true "once you go black… you never come back".
Nick's been telling us just how much he respects strippers, because they "are good people who just get naked for money". But we all know he's just trying to get his "donations" to them written off as a tax deduction.
Samuel won a night with blade (I guess I really won, but since I have decided against my sex change, Sam wins by default). Samuel has also been getting further sex education by watching the Discovery channel. Not only has he learned that having sex from behind doesn't have to mean "anal", but he has learned many new positions, which might prove useful on his special night.
Lucky for all of us, vix has given up all desire for sex which leaves her with much more time to spend here on Moving On. I however think her and Jesus Crust would make a great pair, if he would only take a bath, forsake his harlots, and answer her prayer for freedom from stretch marks.
Shaka came home for a visit, to party and spend some time with his lovely wife fina. Unfortunately he had to go back to Iraq. Fina is doing okay, but is still recovering from his visit. She has been restricted to bed rest and heavy fluids and is having a hard time walking. Hopefully, they will be posting a link to their newly made home video "Toy Soldier".
My life is really good. I just received 15 thumbs up. It seems while blade wants to see me get deeply screwed, all JW wants to do is 'thumb' me. That reminds me… JW, please give rainy her wine glass moody. She has shown up on here drunk enough lately to prove herself eligible for such a moody.
JW has also updated the chat room and it is soooooooooo much better, but the best part is we don't only get to be mean to people in the chat room… we now get to be rude and literally "ignore" them. So, if I am not chatting with you it isn't because I am busy at work... and, NO… I didn't just get stuck.
What else? Oh… yes! exister is throwing a July 4th party on June 30th. How that works exactly I am not sure, but he must either have a ton fireworks or he doesn't understand the concept.
We found out cheeks is having a boy and that she thinks poetry is crap. Shit, with her, the entire world is crappy and if you want to know every crappy detail of her life, just visit her in the chat room where she can tell you to "fuck off " with her very own crappy moody.
Japanese oddie taught us all African slang and after his jail bait experience has learned to check IDs as closely as he would for holes in his condom. I am starting a fund to help put underage girls in properly labeled school girl pajamas to help him avoid further mishaps.
By his own admission, we learned that Seanswede has a way with women and that every woman he ever dates falls madly in love with him. Hell, I didn't have to even meet him to know how special he was. A man with the talent to use accent marks in such a creative way is one in a billion.
Lisa and rainy were able to save money by getting rid of their email service and just using Moving On for their day to day communication needs. Maybe we could all follow in their footsteps and save some money for my new pajama fund?… Just throwing it out there.
I was very comforted to learn that sar and Ne Oublie are all about emotional stability; although, I was shocked to see them actually agree on something. It was our loss really, because if their opinion had differed they could have debated for days on end for our amusement.
We discovered that conan and roughneck have watched way too many horror movies, but at least we are clear on who directed "From Dusk 'till Dawn". I, for one, have been going CRAZY for years trying to figure that one out.
But best of all, it looks as though I am getting laid savagingly deep; although, if rainy or vix wins I am not so sure just how they will pull this one off … they may have to bring along something extra to make this happen, but I won't think about that now; I will worry about that tomorrow.
It would seem all is well here in the Moving On community… isn't life grand? |
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Reader's comments on this article Add a new comment on this article |  from SeanSwede
Sunday, August 05, 2007 - 13:42
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I dont really remember clearly ever writing that. Must have been my ex. who I lived with the last 8 years. She knew the password to my username on this site. May she rest in peace one of these lovely days...hihi! If it wasnt, than I have no choice but to blame the bottom of the bottle that must have caused it.
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| from Scyther
Thursday, May 10, 2007 - 00:24
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Madly,
Where are you,princess?
I'm missing u bigtime on this site.
Your article made me laugh.
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| | | | from exister
Friday, May 04, 2007 - 07:45
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It's so refreshing to see that we are all living up to the stereotypes that apply to us.
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| from ErikMagnusLehnsher
Wednesday, May 02, 2007 - 18:45
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Very funny. Closest thing to a movingon State of the Union that I've seen. Oh yeah...you spend way too much time here. :)
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| from rainy
Wednesday, May 02, 2007 - 12:51
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(groan) not another one of your ridiculous polls...Nicely done, Madness. I think you're officially addicted to Moving On.
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|  From madly
Thursday, May 03, 2007, 00:44
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Wow… that is a scary thought… me addicted to Moving On. I have only been on here for few months, but I guess I could be. I have never been addicted to anything in my entire life; don’t have the attention span it requires to stay intrigued usually. I do tend to get bored of things rather quickly and if I am honest with myself, I have been quite bored of this site lately, yet I continue to frequent here. Why is that, I wonder?
I thought about it and you are right, I am on this site almost everyday; even though, usually only at night when I can’t sleep. Still, I am sure there are far better ways for me to spend my time. You all know how I love balance; maybe I need to find a little balance on here as well?
I need to figure out better ways to fill my sleepless nights. I guess I should be spending more quality time with my new boyfriend and watching the funny faces he makes while he sleeps. He always gets upset that I don’t stay the night with him. Or maybe I could finish the 15 odd books I have begun and became bored with, because of my pathetically short attention span. I could also sponge paint my house… have been wanting to do that.
Oh well… I do know why I like this site, however. I write all these things, such as this ridiculous meaningless and completely unnecessary comment… for me… not for you. In a way, when you put something out there that others will read, it forces you to look at what you wrote and evaluate where you are at currently in your life, according to your thoughts being expressed. That is what this site does for me, but I don’t want it to become a crutch either. Balance, as I always say, is key. I guess I will take a break and prove to myself that I am not addicted. I will see you all down the road. Bye (reply to this comment) |
| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | from Nick
Wednesday, May 02, 2007 - 11:59
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That was great! Who knew that madly could come up with something as funny as that.
P.S. Strippers rule!!! JK :)
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| from prince c
Wednesday, May 02, 2007 - 11:27
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im back........i come in peace...let us be of words...
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| | | | | | | | | | From prince c
Thursday, May 03, 2007, 23:53
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with the security that comes from what will be handed unto me in the future this "houseboy" crap just amuses me dude....i really dont care....all three classes envy each other in ways, and one must show his diversity.....where my "incoherent ramblings" leave coherency, is a magical world with leprechauns with funny little hats.....in this place we will understand each other better and what is really important about it all(life)..........:)(reply to this comment) |
| | | | | | | | | | | | | | from Dissonant
Wednesday, May 02, 2007 - 09:08
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Pssst, I voted for Placebo.
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| | | | from vix
Wednesday, May 02, 2007 - 06:57
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LOL Madly, I like it!
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