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Bible Verse and Prophecy Generator

from Eric Cartman - Sunday, January 15, 2006
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This is a place for people to test their memory.
With all that memorizing surely we know our verses right?

Ok, let me try,

(clears throat)

- Hebrews 11:4 By faith Abel offered unto God a more pungent sacrifice than Cain, by which he obtained witness that he was a better cook, God busy feasting on the lamb chops, failed to notice Cain slayeth Abel.

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from Sir Rantalot
Thursday, January 19, 2006 - 07:55

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Rev. 1:8 I am the calf and the hamburger, the beginning and the end, 'cause I say so, I be, I do be, I did do be was and I will do be was what will be, the Mack Daddy of them All.
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from JohnnieWalker
Tuesday, January 17, 2006 - 21:43

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The "translated" book of Revelations is a scream. Finally, someone got it right. :)
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From GG
Wednesday, January 18, 2006, 09:49

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Blasphemy. Foolishness. retartedness. Only a sick mind would come up that trash. Well the person who did that is obviously a potheaded junkhead pissface so I can only feel sorry for him.(reply to this comment
From Mr.T
Wednesday, January 18, 2006, 22:24

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I PITTY THE FOOL WHO CALLS HIMSELF GG!!!(reply to this comment
From JohnnieWalker
Wednesday, January 18, 2006, 20:48

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I'm curious, GG: Is there anybody on this site you DO agree with? Seems most of your comments so far only ever contradict the ones replied to.

I'm sure you've got plenty of intelligent and agreeable topics to talk about and don't use half as much foul language in person, right? We're all adults here who should have grown out of our polarized view of the world by now.(reply to this comment

From GG
Thursday, January 19, 2006, 01:06

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Sure there are people I agree with. It just seems Christian Republicans are short of supply among ex fams. These people haven't grown out of the tease the Yankee syndrome from their OC days.(reply to this comment
From JohnnieWalker
Thursday, January 19, 2006, 05:55

Average visitor agreement is 5 out of 5Average visitor agreement is 5 out of 5Average visitor agreement is 5 out of 5Average visitor agreement is 5 out of 5Average visitor agreement is 5 out of 5(Agree/Disagree?)

I'm sure there are plenty of Christian Republicans on this site. Have you considered that they might not want to associate themselves with someone who calls people "pissface", "retard", "moron" in their first reply to them?

There's nothing wrong with firm beliefs in something. What's wrong is the notion that any person who doesn't share your beliefs is inferior.

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From Ne Oublie
Thursday, January 19, 2006, 06:35

Average visitor agreement is 1 out of 5(Agree/Disagree?)

JW said, "What's wrong is the notion that any person who doesn't share your beliefs is inferior."

I'm glad to hear that someone agrees with me on this one, as in my experience GG is hardly the only participant on this site to hold that notion - to the contrary, it is possibly the most widely held notion on this site, judging by how derogatory terminology is so frequently used to describe someone who disagrees with the views of the individual posting.(reply to this comment

From GG
Friday, January 20, 2006, 04:51

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But somehow I am the only one to get bashed for it because I campaign for America and Christianity. the fam groups all had little cults and those still stick together like college old boys.(reply to this comment

From JohnnieWalker
Friday, January 20, 2006, 10:32

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GG, nearly every one of your posts contains insults of one kind or another. It's no wonder, then, that you're getting bashed. Remember, people who live in glass houses should throw stones while they walk around naked (or however that over-used proverb goes).

If you tried posting stuff that doesn't contain insults or racial slurs, you might just get a completely different reaction out of people here.(reply to this comment

From Bones
Friday, January 20, 2006, 13:39

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I don't know man, throwing stones while strollin nekid through your glass house sounds like a suggestion that should come with a warning label. So in the interest of social responsibility I've included one:
>>WARNING<<
Throwing stones in a glass house without the proper application of clothing or other protective equipment, especially while under the influence of drugs or alcohol, or acting like a complete asshole, can be hazardous to your health. Throwing stones in a glass house without the proper application of clothing or other protective equipment is the number one cause of accidental *castration (*Both partial and complete) among males age 18-45. It has also been shown to be a significant cause of: scratches, scrapes, cuts, lacerations, eviscerations, and amputations, among both males and females ages 18-40. Researchers have also found that throwing stones in a glass house may cause significant blood loss to the stone thrower, and/or, any additional occupants of said house.

For more information please contact the glass house safety center at (123)GET-ALIFE.

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From Ne Oublie
Friday, January 20, 2006, 05:19

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Don't mistake my criticism of arrogant liberals to be any form of endorsement of your behaviour, GG.(reply to this comment
From Baxter
Friday, January 20, 2006, 06:25

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Mate, I think I've always been respectful of your stance, even though I seriously don't share it. I am the disillusioned liberal, and you're the angry Tory boy. This I can deal with, and some of what you say I do at least empathise with, if not outright agree with. You've always been respectful of my position, even though you definitely don't share it. There have been other people on this site with strong adverse views in the past as well. For the most part I think the dialogue remained relatively civil. But this goes way beyond a difference of opinion here. I totally accept that arrogance has made a how of itself on both sides, and i can see how this might get on your nerves- it does on mine! But GG has done somewhat more than take a conservative stance. He has shown no respect to anyone else or their background or culture while insisting that we respect his. (reply to this comment
From Ne Oublie
Friday, January 20, 2006, 07:52

Average visitor agreement is 1 out of 5(Agree/Disagree?)

This was the distinction I was making in the post above. While our views have (frequently) been polar opposites I have been able to engage in civil discussions and debates with yourself and many others on this site. However, there have also been times when those expressing 'unpopular' views have been disrespected, even to the extent of insult or verbal abuse, for those views - a recent example being exister's comments which I commented on in the 'You Have to Believe in Something' thread. My intended point being to highlight that a code of conduct is something which should be adhered to by all, including those expressing the views of the majority.

Being the 'angry Tory boy' (I dunno if I like the 'angry' part, tsk, tsk) I have found myself in agreement with some of what GG has said. But his arrogant and disrespectful conduct has made it impossible for me to support his (reply to this comment

From Ne Oublie
Friday, January 20, 2006, 07:52

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This was the distinction I was making in the post above. While our views have (frequently) been polar opposites I have been able to engage in civil discussions and debates with yourself and many others on this site. However, there have also been times when those expressing 'unpopular' views have been disrespected, even to the extent of insult or verbal abuse, for those views - a recent example being exister's comments which I commented on in the 'You Have to Believe in Something' thread. My intended point being to highlight that a code of conduct is something which should be adhered to by all, including those expressing the views of the majority.

Being the 'angry Tory boy' (I dunno if I like the 'angry' part, tsk, tsk) I have found myself in agreement with some of what GG has said. But his arrogant and disrespectful conduct has made it impossible for me to support (reply to this comment

From Dalai Pot Lama
Wednesday, January 18, 2006, 10:32

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Brother, what do you have against potheads? Potheads are very nice people. I would not consider hanging around anyone that has never been a pothead. Just chill out and feel it man. No my brother Pot is of God! Ah, I must be off to roll another.

So says the Dalai Pot Lama(reply to this comment

From AndyH
Friday, January 20, 2006, 18:04

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Roll one for me, your holiness.(reply to this comment
From GG
Wednesday, January 18, 2006, 10:39

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Your a sycopath. I will never ever get into drugs!! I have grown out of that shit long ago.(reply to this comment
From Tard
Saturday, January 21, 2006, 01:29

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"You're a psychopath". Sins et seams yu dount hav aye dickshunary, tri tiping yer tekst intu werd thin kuteng end paysteng et ento tha koment boks.

Luv tha SpELlin FarEe.(reply to this comment

From Eric Cartman
Thursday, January 19, 2006, 05:05

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XD heh heh, no wonder you got so screwed up doood..
Cannabis for life!!(reply to this comment
From Really
Wednesday, January 18, 2006, 10:46

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You off parole yet? You were pretty fucked up that day leading to your 18 month stint in jail.(reply to this comment
From GG
Wednesday, January 18, 2006, 10:50

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WTF!!!?? I have not spent 18 months in Jail!!? If you've got an argument about a decent topic I'll take you on, but if you've got nothing but foolishness and personal insults you can FUCK OFF! BITCH!(reply to this comment
From Sorry
Wednesday, January 18, 2006, 11:01

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I meant prison.(reply to this comment
from smukke
Tuesday, January 17, 2006 - 06:14

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only dumb ass's go on such sites as those.
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From GG
Wednesday, January 18, 2006, 09:50

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Hear hear!! (reply to this comment
From conjoined twins
Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 08:02

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...anyone into writing might want to take a look at this site...tell me what you think.

I reckon a lot of ex-family people can write, have got a lot to write about etc, but on the whole our style sucks (maybe becasue it has been influenced by the god-awful TF style)

Anyway Chuck Palahnuik wrote "fight club" and a book about a ex-cult member called 'survivor' and his style is minimalism..all explained on the site.. (reply to this comment
From conjoined twins
Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 08:06

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..and that site is...

http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/workshops/cw/recaps.php(reply to this comment
from GG
Tuesday, January 17, 2006 - 04:19

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Perverse! Thats all I can say about your stupid website. Really you should get a life and live it to the full. all your posts on all the articles are all just shallow and foolish and all full of bad humor and TV shows. You need a wake up call.
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From Ok......
Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 08:59

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And yet you seem to spend about 23 hours a day here rambling on
nonsensically with your poor grammar and phonetic skills. Yeah, that about places you at the bottom of the proverbial heap. if it is such a waste of time, why do you waste yours here?(reply to this comment
From GG
Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 10:24

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I'm talking to the moron cartman who has been posting nothing but foolish nonsense all over this website. I log onto this website from home and work but I post only on proper decent topics. Have you even seen this guys website? the whole idea is just retardted blasphemous and offensive crap.(reply to this comment
From Eric Cartman
Wednesday, January 18, 2006, 01:57

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AAHAAAHAHAHAHAAAA,

Dude, you need a sense of humor... That website is not mine, but its kickass! Now get the humor. You will respect my authoritaaaay. heh heh, kickass...(reply to this comment

From GG
Wednesday, January 18, 2006, 09:54

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Poor thing. How much do you weigh? How many potato chips do you eat in every episode of retarted park? Have diabites yet? I don't respect your frigging authority who gave you authority moron. Whatta poor poor demented punkass!! (reply to this comment
From Random comment machine
Wednesday, January 18, 2006, 10:08

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Cartman doesn't eat Potatoe chips does he? Btw, hardly any Americans eat "chips".(reply to this comment
From
Friday, January 20, 2006, 07:44

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cheesy poofs(reply to this comment
From OMFG!!!!!
Wednesday, January 18, 2006, 10:00

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You dumbass, you are insulting a CARTOON CHARACTER!(reply to this comment
From GG
Wednesday, January 18, 2006, 10:04

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THIS FUCKER WANTS TO BE A CARTOON CARACHTER SO BAD? I'M GIVING HIM MY RESPONSE TO HIS STUPIDITY! (reply to this comment
From Dalai Pot Lama
Saturday, January 21, 2006, 11:47

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relax my brother. we are all friends here. comrades in pot and all the good things in life. being so angry all the time must get you tired.(reply to this comment

From Eric Cartman
Thursday, January 19, 2006, 05:13

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Butters: wwatta mmmorron.
Eric: Butters just called GG a moron.
Kyle: Dude, that's sad.
Stan: That's like really really sad.
Kenny: *$%#@(reply to this comment

From duuhhh
Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 20:37

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cartman is an idiot off south park a funny idiot i might add which might be why this person posts mostly stupid foolishness under this name (reply to this comment
From Well then
Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 11:14

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Perhaps you should make yourself king and everyone will have to do what you want and say what you want. At least he is being humorous. The crap you vomit up as as reasonable thought is frightening.(reply to this comment
From GG
Wednesday, January 18, 2006, 09:47

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The truth is frightening only to the coward. The truth is frightening only to the people that know the truth but don't want to accept it.(reply to this comment

From shikaka
Wednesday, January 18, 2006, 19:27

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and a woman who cooks carrots and peas in the same pot is very unsanitary. (reply to this comment

From GG
Thursday, January 19, 2006, 06:53

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WTF!!!!!! I don't get this statement at ALL!!!!???(reply to this comment
From Mr.T
Thursday, January 19, 2006, 07:51

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I PITTY THE FOOL WHO DONT GET THAT STATEMENT!!!(reply to this comment
From GG
Friday, January 20, 2006, 04:44

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All American Hulk Hogan would kick Mr. T's butt any day!!(reply to this comment
From Baxter
Friday, January 20, 2006, 06:15

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The sort of intelligent remark one would expect from a ten year old. (reply to this comment

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