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from xolox - Friday, June 24, 2005
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deserted island

Deserted Island

On a chain of beautiful islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded on a deserted island:

Two Italian men and one Italian woman;

Two French men and one French woman;

Two German men and one German woman;

Two Greek men and one Greek woman;

Two English men and one English woman;

Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman;

Two Japanese men and one Japanese woman;

Two Chinese men and one Chinese woman;
Two Irish men and one Irish woman;

Two American men and one American woman.

One month later, on these absolutely stunning deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred:

One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.

The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a ménage a trois.

The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits with the German woman.

The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.

The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.

The two Bulgarian men took one look at the Bulgarian woman and started swimming to another island.

The two Japanese have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.

The two Chinese have opened a convenience store, restaurant, laundry, and have gotten the woman pregnant in order to supply employees for their store.

The two Irish men divided the island into north and south and set up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets somewhat foggy after a few liters of coconut whiskey. However, they are satisfied because the English aren't having any fun.

The two American men are contemplating suicide, because the American woman will not shut up and complains relentlessly about her body, the true nature of feminism, what the sun is doing to her skin, how she can do anything they can do, the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, how sand and palm trees make her look fat, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do, how her relationship with her mother is the root of all her problems and why didn't they bring a damn cell phone so she could call 911 and get them all rescued off this Godforsaken deserted island in the middle of freaking nowhere so she can get her nails done and go shopping.

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from Phoenixkidd
Wednesday, June 29, 2005 - 11:39

Absolutely hillarious, I wish I could e-mail this to everyone at work, but they would take it as being some kind of discrimination, it's so sad that we can't take the generalizations of each culture or citizenship and make some joke out of it anymore. God I hate PC shit.
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from mia1
Saturday, June 25, 2005 - 10:45

what happened to the japanese woman???
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From xolox
Saturday, June 25, 2005, 16:25

I guess she was so tiny and quiet she got overlooked.(reply to this comment
From conan
Saturday, June 25, 2005, 16:18

Ah yes, the truly important question regarding the joke has been asked!(reply to this comment
From Japanese woman
Saturday, June 25, 2005, 12:02

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She found the only single black man on the island. Finally her ancestorial question of "is it in yet?" was replaced with an "Ahhhhhhh"(reply to this comment
From EyesWideShut
Monday, June 27, 2005, 08:42

Ah-hahahahaha! Aint that the truth!(reply to this comment
from CT
Saturday, June 25, 2005 - 06:38

you daft sexist :)
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