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Postcard from Joe

from ErikMagnusLehnsher - Wednesday, April 20, 2005
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Greetings from Nepal!!! I completed my newsgroup-detox and despite the occasional craving it's now been 21 days, 3 hours and 14 minutes since I posted on a newsgroup. I have been devoting my days to meditation and the search for inner peace by bringing my yin and yang into proper balance. I have been learning about Sherpa heritage, lama grooming and Tibetan music/literature. Mountain climbing is da shizzle.

I ran into Ricky Williams while looking into holistic medicine. I offered some constuctive criticism on his thesis regarding the legalization of cannabis and he kindly autographed both my pocket thesaurus AND my pocket webster's dictionary. Saaawwwweeeet!

My paper on "100 reasons why it's GREAT not to be a Newsgroup addict!" is coming along fine. I'm up to 32.

A busload of Swedish girls just arrived at the youth hostile that I'm staying at so it might be a while before I can send out another postcard. Fortunately my two month supply of Doctor Porkenheimer's Boner Juice arrived safely before the snow caused a discontinuation of all parcel services.

Ma Sherpa Ko Chhoro,
Joseph

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from moon beam
Friday, April 22, 2005 - 08:09

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Heh very funny.
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from Phoenixkidd
Thursday, April 21, 2005 - 11:09

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Geezus Christ, you sound like some Morman Missionary who is seeing the world for the first time on some hunt to save some exotic heathens. Don't you realize that this site is visited by people who grew up in wierd and 3rd world countries like Nepal, and your perspectives seem so naive?? Now Swedish tourists and add that young females, are definetely something to get excited about! But your rantings, about Yoga, alternative healing methods, such as ganja are all things that most of us have already tried, in our quest for happiness....You Moron.


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From roughneck
Thursday, April 21, 2005, 11:24

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Geezus Christ, you sound like some Mormon Missionary who is hearing a joke for the first time on his hunt to save some exotic Vandari from godknowswhat. And like all true Mormon Missionaries, you seem to be utterly devoid of a sense of humour.

Please note the title of the section in which the article is posted (Lighten Up), then kindly take it's advice. I shouldn't have to point out to you that this isn't a real "postcard from joe[sic]", should I??(reply to this comment
From Phoenixkidd
Thursday, April 21, 2005, 12:04

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Your right, I am too serious and I don't take jokes well, BTW I am a vandari myself, I just couldn't understand why he was so enamoured by his "Unique" experience. Try Dog meat and Bat meat and landing on a burning airstrip for a change

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From Phoenixkidd
Thursday, April 21, 2005, 12:02

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Your right, I am too serious and I don't take jokes well, BTW I am a vandari myself, I just couldn't understand why he was so enamoured by his "Unique" experience. Try (reply to this comment
From Phoenixkidd
Thursday, April 21, 2005, 12:02

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Your right, I am too serious and I don't take jokes well, BTW I am a vandari myself, I just couldn't understand why he was so enamoured by his "Unique" experience. (reply to this comment
From SeanSwede
Thursday, April 21, 2005, 11:18

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Yeah and I hope that the comment about the Swedish girls where on a positive level and I hope that it wasnt meant that they are cheap sluts.(reply to this comment
From Phoenixkidd
Thursday, April 21, 2005, 11:52

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I was being positive in my comment on his article, and I know they are not cheap sluts! Stereo typically they are supposed to be beautiful, blond nordic gals, which any stereo typical straight male would be fond to just hang around with.(reply to this comment
From ErikMagnusLehnsher
Thursday, April 21, 2005, 17:06

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My sentiments exactly. It should be noted that they can be temporarily hazardous to your professional golf career. Exhibit 1: Tiger Woods.(reply to this comment

From roughneck
Thursday, April 21, 2005, 11:36

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Cheap? Who said anything about "cheap"?? :D :D(reply to this comment
from roughneck
Thursday, April 21, 2005 - 10:55

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LOL!!!!!!

"lama grooming" --were you talking about buddhist monks or the fuzzy South American ruminants? (Either way is equally funny, but llamas-the-quadrupeds-in-need-of-grooming aren't native to Nepal.;)

"youth hostile" -Sounds like Joe's staying at some of the same places I have. -I'm so terribly sorry for him. Don't bother correcting this to "hostel", it's way funnier (to say nothing of accurate) like this. :D
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from Cosmicblip
Thursday, April 21, 2005 - 09:00

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So I guess you watched SNL last Saturday?
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From ErikMagnusLehnsher
Thursday, April 21, 2005, 17:06

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...and every Saturday prior to that.(reply to this comment

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