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The 30 Most Bothersome Things Ever

from Wolf - Friday, December 10, 2004
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OK, the idea’s not original … but hey, at least it’s not copy and paste. Hopefully somebody will enjoy it.

“Friends” who send out mass e-mails saying “I love each of you”
Very small dogs
Dogs with a bigger wiener than you
Girls who won’t give head
Girls who only give head
Girls who give bad head
People who say they hate TF but talk like culties
Jehovah’s witnesses
Ppl who rite emls lk ths and kunt spel 4 schitt
Waking up from a dream just before sex
“Fans” who leave a hockey game in the third period to beat the traffic
The Backstreet Boys
Britney Spears
Chicks who think they’re hot but aren’t
Traffic jams
Snow that melts after 2 hours
Babes who insist you say you’re in love with them before they’ll sleep with you
Telephone bills
Women who want to talk for 5 hours after sex
Computers with a broken keyboard and mouse
Girls who think W. Bush is sexy
Chewing gum stuck to the sole of your shoe
Hotties who “just wanna be friends”
Cars with less than 70 horse power
Vietnamese (the language)
The good looking fireman next door
Sex bombs who say “meet me tonite” but leave no phone number or meeting arrangements
Blade 3 (and Superman 3, Rocky 3, etc.)
The pedantic prick
Wolf’s lackluster articles

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from Lance
Saturday, December 11, 2004 - 03:36

Here it goes:

Slow drivers.
Slow walkers; the kind that gang up in front of me as if they have nowhere to go.
Loud people.
People who aren't aware of their surroundings.
People who don't wash their hands after they use the restroom.
Any musical artisit that doesn't play an instrument or one that buys their lyrics; or worse, remakes what used to be a good song by another artist so now it sounds like shit(i.e. Jessica Simpson covering the Robbie Williams track Angels).
American idol.
Reality telivision.
Bad grammer
The fact that I am having to scan and bag my own groceries at these stupid self-check out stands when all I really want is to talk to the hot chick that used to do that sort of thing for me. Now I often bag my own groceries and have dillusional conversation with a computer designed for idiots. As if people weren't naturally enept at most basic things in life, I now have to stand behind several of them while a prerecorded voice repeats "please remove your item and place it in the bag......item not recognized, please scan again" over and over again until I want to shoot myself.
Anyone who voted for George Bush without a good enough reason besides "because he kicks ass!" or "because I hate the fucking french"... To all those who did so, please buy a short rope and look for a long bridge. Tie rope to railing, fasten to neck, then jump. repeat as needed until death occurs.
People who watch police chases on telivision and then after the guy is handcuffed, go on and on what they would have done in his place. "I would have definantly not bailed out of that car going 55 miles an hour, those fucking pigs would never catch me."
Anyone who drives an SUV without a good enough excuse. And "it makes me feel safe" or "I have children" are not good enough excuses.
People who can't park their fucking SUV's, or people who drive for a half an hour looking for a parking spot that's fifteen feet closer to the fucking building they're trying to reach instead of walking for an extra 30 seconds.

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From Wolf
Saturday, December 11, 2004, 09:09

Good thing you singled out bad grammar and not spelling (note the two a’s in grammar :-)

A few more:

Americans who think Tokyo is one of the States
People who argue in a foreign languagePeople who lack a basic grasp of their native language(reply to this comment
from porceleindoll
Friday, December 10, 2004 - 16:54

Emails that command you to forward this to at least 10 people within 3 minutes of reading it or you'll be cursed with bad luck for a whole year (probably explains my past few years of bad luck).
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from dave
Friday, December 10, 2004 - 16:01

Ads. Pop-up ads. Commercials. (Unless it's from Victoria's Secret, of course.)
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from vixen
Friday, December 10, 2004 - 15:15

One of my top 30: Anyone who uses the term, 'wiener'
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From Wolf
Friday, December 10, 2004, 17:24

So what term would you use (on a public site like this)?(reply to this comment
From geo
Friday, December 10, 2004, 21:31

cock(reply to this comment
From Jules
Friday, December 10, 2004, 22:02

For goodness sake boys, the word is penis. (reply to this comment
from hottie
Friday, December 10, 2004 - 13:49

you need help
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