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Inexplicable Stupidity!

from Samuel - Friday, December 03, 2004
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Inexplicable Stupidity
(sung to the tune of Vas’ “Irresistible Simplicity”)

If you were not in the cult when this song came out, you DON’T know how LUCKY you are! At the beginning of the song, lover boy Vas decided to dedicate it “for all you girls out there”. “Revolutionary women” of course!
Just so y'all know, this didn't actually happen- it's meant as a spoof on Vas' song. But there are several girl (and guy)friends that I knew that are probably still in The Family, and it would make my day to get a call from any of them telling me they're out of the cult. And finally, I hope you realize that "knew" is not meant to be interpreted in the biblical sense.

I knew a pretty little lady,
Always smiled at me,
We were both in a strange cult,
They called “The Family”.
I still see her softly dancing,
To the songs that we played.
Loving everyone around her,
Giving everything.

I cannot say,
The words that come to me when I think of her.
So I’ll just pray,
And hope she makes it out some day.
‘Cause I know,
She’s screwing every guy in her home, so
I see- inexplicable stupidity!

I heard about the drunken pervert,
We called the Prophet of the Lord,
Abrahim, Ivan, Kohutek,
Oh his words were so absurd.
He made us think that California,
Was gonna fall into the sea.
He was so manipulative,
Yeah, now that’s so clear to me.

I cannot say,
The words that come to me when I think of that.
So I’ll just pray,
And hope that tramp of his dies some day.
‘Cause I know,
She’s duping all the members to this day.
I see- inexplicable stupidity!

She knew how to sell her posters,
With that smile upon her face,
Always brought in twice her quota,
Or would at least make second place.
She’d reveal her natural beauty,
By wearing not too much.
But she once caused a six car pile-up,
‘Cause guys were checking out her butt.

I cannot say,
The words that come to me when I think of her.
So I’ll just pray,
And hope she makes it out some day.
‘Cause I know,
There’s so much more to life than a strange cult!
I see- inexplicable stupidity!

Now she masturbates to Jesus,
When her boyfriend is away.
He says that she is fat and ugly,
She had his baby yesterday.
And this is what she finds attractive!
Because she knows nothing else.
While Karen and Steve live in richness,
Thinking only of themselves!

I cannot say,
The words that come to me when I think of her.
So I’ll just pray,
And hope she can escape some day.
‘Cause I know,
The glory of God’s love is in her! She’s
Just stuck- in inexplicable stupidity!

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from Fish
Friday, December 03, 2004 - 18:01

Forgive me, but the fact that you took the time to write such a lengthy dirge shows inexplicable stupidity.
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From Samuel
Friday, December 03, 2004, 18:12


Just trying to have a little fun. I used to entertain myself doing parodies of "system" songs when I was in The Family. It only sounds right that now I would entertain myself doing parodies of songs from the cult.

Yeah, I realize that "inexplainable" is not a word. Microsoft Word reminded me a dozen times. I guess I just didn't put enough thought into it to think of "inexplicable".

But come on, you don't find it the least bit funny? I especially liked the part about the six car pile-up, lol. Some girls WOULD go out witnessing dressed like that. In their defense though, we do get pretty warm summers here in Florida.

Well, to each his own. You have a blessed day. Merry Christmas!(reply to this comment

From Fish
Friday, December 03, 2004, 18:24


All right, it wasn’t that bad, no offence meant. You’re a lucky basterd spending Christmas in the states. I’m stuck in the never never land of Japan. (reply to this comment

From Baxter
Tuesday, December 07, 2004, 04:41


Hey, Japan rules for Christmas, dude! T least if you'r in the right place!

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From Samuel
Friday, December 03, 2004, 20:09


I'd like to travel to Japan some day. When is the best time of year to go? I've read about it and seen pictures of it and it seems like a very nice place. Of course I've also seen nice pictures of the Heavenly City School in PR publications, and from hearing what happened there I am ever so grateful I was never sent that hell-hole : o )

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From lisa
Saturday, December 04, 2004, 09:25

Fall is fantastic my favorite place for that season(reply to this comment
From porceleindoll
Friday, December 03, 2004, 22:01

May or June is probably the best season wise, summers are humid and hot, I hate Japanese summers, winters are cold, houses are badly insulated and heating is not central.

Spring offers the beautiful cherry blossoms, end of March-beginning of April, and fall has the changing maple leaves, really fantastic, early November.(reply to this comment
From tdemp
Friday, December 03, 2004, 18:51

It doesn't matter where you`re at. I live in tokyo and Its kicks ass, Its just a matter of motivating yourself, and finding a good crew. Then It won`t matter where you live. though I wish drugs were more readily available.(reply to this comment
From Vicky
Friday, December 03, 2004, 18:21

Actually, inexplainable is a word : )
Webster's 1913 Dictionary


Incapable of being explained; inexplicable(reply to this comment
From Wolf
Friday, December 03, 2004, 23:22

LOL Vicky, do you keep every year’s edition in your back pocket?

BTW, the word is also in the 2003 edition.(reply to this comment
From Samuel
Friday, December 03, 2004, 18:43


Thank you very much, Vicky. You're a real pal. But honestly, thinking about it now I like "inexplicable" better, and I think that's the version I'll be humming to myself tomorrow.

Thanks anyway.

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from Tim R
Friday, December 03, 2004 - 17:01


Very good! And thank God I never had to hear the original.

When I lived with Vas in Houston, he decided one day that I was too "worldly". So he broke into my briefcase, found several system books I hid there and turned them over to the shepherds. Needless to say, he's not one of my favorite people.
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From Samuel
Friday, December 03, 2004, 18:34


Well, PTL! LOL, just kidding. That really sucks the kind of system they set up. It's like what the Commies and dictators did (and still do)- to keep everyone under their control by making your neighbors (housemates) spy on each other. They know that after a short while you learn that you can't trust anyone and have to rely solely on them. What kind of place is that to live in?

And have you ever noticed that when someone tells on you, you usually start keeping an eye on them to see how you can tell on them back? LOL! I guess that's just human nature.

Oh, about the song. The song wasn't that horrible. It was basically about how a girl doesn't have to be supermodel beautiful to be "irresistible". A girl can have so many positive traits that a Christian can find attractive just by being herself. Impartial love, she wears not too much (but just enough to hold Vas' interest), she believes in Jesus and wants to serve him. Basically it said that personality was more important than beauty. I agree. There's nothing wrong with impartial love, as long as it's in moderation. Caring about others and giving hugs is a great thing to do, sleeping with someone's wife/ husband/ boyfriend/ girlfriend is not. Rather it is immoral and frowned upon by Christians and non-Christians alike. A girl or guy who gets involved in a lust triangle like that just isn't worth it.

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From The Pedantic Prick
Friday, December 03, 2004, 21:11

I like "lust triangle!" Assuming you coined it, I hereby forgive the rest of your misuses and abuses of the English language. Go in peace!(reply to this comment
From Kio
Friday, December 03, 2004, 20:52

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