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Getting Through : Lighten Up
Religious Shit | from Athena - Sunday, November 14, 2004
accessed 1349 times 0. Agnosticism: I'm not sure about this shit
1. Taoism: shit happens.
2. Confucianism: Confucius say, "shit happens."
3. Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
4. Zen Buddhism: shit is, and is not.
5. Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of shit happening?
6. Hinduism: This shit has happened before.
7. Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
8. Islam #2: If shit happens, kill the person responsible.
9. Islam #3: If shit happens, blame Israel.
10. Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
11. Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.
12. Methodist: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve gepar juice with it.
13. Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to me?
14. Christian Science: When shit happens, don't call a doctor - pray!
15. Christian Science #2: shit happening is all in your mind.
16. Darwinism: This shit was once food.
17. Feminism: Men are shit.
18. Capitalism: That's MY shit!
19. Hedonism: There is nothing like a good shit happening!
20. Scientology: If shit happens, see "Dianetics", p.157.
21. Jehovah's Witnesses: > Knock Knock < shit happens.
22. Jehovah's Witnesses #2: May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our shit?
23. Jehovah's Witnesses #3: shit has been prophesied and is imminent; only the righteous shall survive its happening.
24. Atheism: What shit?
25. Hare Krishna: shit happens, rama rama.
26. Chauvinism: We may be shit, but you can't live without us... |
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Reader's comments on this article Add a new comment on this article |  from XIII
Tuesday, November 23, 2004 - 07:34
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Excellent.
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Wednesday, November 17, 2004 - 06:33
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Good shit!!
COG= How can we make more shit?
COG= "Thankyou jesus for this shit and for shit "folks" who just don't care!
Help us lord to teach this shit and spread it everywhere...."
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| from Baxter
Wednesday, November 17, 2004 - 04:33
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I'm making myself look like an idiot laughing my tits off in the history department computer room. I am definitely gonna have to print this shit.
So disrespectful, ignorant and damn fucking funny!
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| from Tim R
Tuesday, November 16, 2004 - 22:11
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Pretty funny, but you forgot:
Rastafarianism: "Let's smoke this shit!"
What would it be for The Family?
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