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Why Beer is better than Religion

from Haunted - Monday, July 12, 2004
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Top 10 reasons why Beer is better than Religion...

(Note: Substitute any Alchoholic beverage.)



10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.

9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.

8. Beer has never caused a major war.

7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.

6. When you have a Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.

5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over his brand of Beer.

4. You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer.

3. There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie to you.

2. You can prove you have a Beer.

1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.

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from Dr.4_Shure
Wednesday, July 14, 2004 - 19:46

(Agree/Disagree?)

I was taking an afternoon walk down a resort beach, and saw this sign in front of a bamboo make shift bar. Maybe you've already heard it before!
He who drinks gets drunk.
He who gets drunk goes to sleep.
He who goes to sleep does not sin.
He who does not sin goes to heaven.
So letís all drink and go to heaven.


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From moon beam
Thursday, July 15, 2004, 05:00

(Agree/Disagree?)
And when you get the "Demon head" you don't have to suffer hrs of prayer and torturous reading lists- A bloody mary (or asprin) will do just fine :)(reply to this comment

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