from ThinkingDavinci - Friday, July 02, 2004
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Watch out for door to door surveys!!!
I hate hoax warnings, but this one is important.
Please send this to everyone on your e-mail list.
If a woman comes to your front door and says she is conducting
a survey and asks
you to show her your ass, DO NOT show her your ass.
This is a scam; she only wants to see your ass.
I wish I'd gotten this yesterday.
I feel so stupid and cheap.
Also, if girls closely resembling Hooters waitresses come to your office and claim to be doing a survey on whether or not size really does matter in the workplace, DO NOT pull out your penis at work. Regardless of size they will laugh & you will be fired. Why does this always happen to me???