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The frog story

from porceleindoll - Monday, November 10, 2003
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There was a 10 year old boy walking down the sidewalk dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him.

He walked up to a house of ill repute and knocked on the door.
When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money and I'm not leaving until I do." The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked, "Do any of the girls have any diseases?" Of course, the Madam said no, but the boy replied,

"I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making it with Amber. So THAT'S the girl I want!" Since the little boy was so adamant
and had the money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right.

He headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door. The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?" He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with my babysitter.

After they leave, my babysitter will have sex with me because she just happens to be very fond of little boys. She will get the disease that I just caught. When Mom and Dad get back, Dad will take the babysitter home. On the way, he'll jump her bones, and he'll catch the disease.

Then when Dad gets home from the babysitters, he and Mom will go to bed and have sex, and Mom will catch it. In the morning when Dad
goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mom and catch the disease, and HE'S the son-of-a-bitch who ran over my FROG!"

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from jackie
Monday, November 17, 2003 - 20:27

That was really good!
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from Nique
Thursday, November 13, 2003 - 18:25

that was really funny...
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from Gar
Thursday, November 13, 2003 - 15:54

Best joke I have heard in a while!
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from froggie
Monday, November 10, 2003 - 20:23


Are we talking about the same AMBER I know???
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From placebo
Wednesday, November 12, 2003, 12:30

that comment could be extremely funny if we're all talking about the same Amber.(reply to this comment
From froggie
Wednesday, November 12, 2003, 20:20

I'm talking about the AMBER, you know the one who really likes it i...and...the one who all the guys are in love with, what amber are you talking about???(reply to this comment
From porceleindoll
Wednesday, November 12, 2003, 21:08

Sorry, but I really am lost here. I don't recall there being any AMBER in the story. Perhaps you have the wrong story? Or you posted in the wrong place?(reply to this comment
From Hahahaha
Wednesday, November 12, 2003, 21:53


I think this is funnier than the story! (reply to this comment

From porceleindoll
Thursday, November 13, 2003, 01:02

haha, you're right, I found Amber! How embarassing.(reply to this comment
from Sir Rantalot
Monday, November 10, 2003 - 14:24


That was too funny!!

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