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The Top 17 bumper stickers you would like to see

from roughneck - Wednesday, January 29, 2003
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This is strictly a C&P job, but I thought some were damn funny..

17. Jesus loves you ... but everyone else thinks you are an asshole.
16. Impotence ... Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings."
15. The proctologist called ... they found your head.
14. Everyone has a photographic memory ... some just don't have any film.
13. Save your breath ...You'll need it to blow up your date.
12. Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.
11. I used to have a handle on life ... but it broke off.
10. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
9. Guys ... just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.
8. Some people just don't know how to drive ... I call these people "Everybody But Me."
7. Heart Attacks ... God's revenge for eating His animal friends.
6. Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.
5. If you can read this ... I can slam on my brakes and sue you.
4. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
3. Try not to let your mind wander ... It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.
2. Hang up and drive!
1. Welcome to America ... now speak English!

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from Holon
Sunday, February 02, 2003 - 20:17

There are a few here in Florida that I see all the time.

"My boss is a jewish carpenter."

"Horn broke,watch for finger"

"In case of rapture, this car will be unmanned"

There are a few more but they arent comming to mind at the moment.
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from JoeH
Sunday, February 02, 2003 - 18:37

you forgot "Bad Cop! No donut!"
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