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Geography of a Woman

from katrim4 - Thursday, January 23, 2003
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I thought this was pretty funny

Between 18 and 25 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.

Between 26 and 35 a woman is like america, well developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash.

Between 35 and 43 she is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 44 and 50 a woman is like France. Gently aging but still a warm and a desirable place to visit.

Between 50 and 55 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war - haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

Between 56 and 65, she is like Russia, very wide and borders are unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.

Between 66 and 75, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.

After 76, they become Afghanistan. Most everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.


Between 15 and 80 a man is like Iraq - ruled by a dick.

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from Chaps
Friday, March 14, 2003 - 04:05


Great comparisons!

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from JoeH
Saturday, January 25, 2003 - 23:09

That was hilarious!
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From Rob
Sunday, January 26, 2003, 15:10

Men are actually far more complicated than that!

Between 8 and 11 we are Polish, convincing but full of shit, since we are actually just figuring it all out.

From 12 to 16 we are African-Americans, full of spunk and bursting for you!

From 17 to 24 British as Bond, full of ourselves and convinced that the accent is charming.

25 to 27 A real opportunity, we really are that Italian Hunk!

28 to the grave: Dirty old Chinese men.(reply to this comment

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