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Victoria's Secrets

from ice daemon - Friday, March 30, 2007
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Taken from an SGA's blog

(Jesus:) On Earth they have Victoria's Secret, but in Heaven we have the secret of victory; it is making love to Me and being cloaked with My love and grace and the beauty of the heavenly robes of love and praise. Adorned with the key of grace‚ you can take whatever earthly pressures come your way and maintain a sample of cool calmness and composure, and strut your heavenly stuff.

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from Shaka
Wednesday, April 04, 2007 - 11:09

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You know, it's not that I blame Jeebus for trying to get some. Shit, if I was master of the universe I'd be getting the royal knob pollished on a hourly basis. But someone really needs to let him know that his pickup lines leave something to be desired and his dirty talk is downright embarrassing. I wonder if we could send him a how-to book, sort of a "Talking Nasty to your Submissives for Dummies". I think it would drastically improve his self-confidence and maybe he'd stop thinking about his celestial schlong and pay some attention to the Middle East and Detroit.
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from boner in the sky
Wednesday, April 04, 2007 - 10:12


ok! so im obssesed about cross dressing ...who isint?

EOM from your gay loving husband
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from loch
Wednesday, April 04, 2007 - 06:26


Three words I never thought to see together: Jesus. Make Love. Victoria Secret. Their daydream material is getting worse!
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from Falcon
Wednesday, April 04, 2007 - 03:46

And Jesus would know all about struttin' his stuff in that Heavenly he-man sarong fringed in gold with a big red heart! What style! Enough to make every Victoria secret wearer green with envy!
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from rainy
Wednesday, April 04, 2007 - 03:05

Ahahahahahahahahaha......OMG! I'm embarrassed for what I used to be, and for what so many still are. Why do they have to load us up with SO MUCH SHIT? I mean, would a little normalacy have killed us? Aaaaagghhh......
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