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from JudasChrist - Wednesday, August 20, 2003
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The Nine Satanic Statements, The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth, and The Nine Satanic Sins, were writen by Anton LaVey, the founder of the Church of Satan. I do not take credit for his work, just agree with it!!!!!!!

The Nine Satanic Statements:

1. Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence!

2. Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams!

3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit!

4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates!

5. Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek!

6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires!

7. Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his "divine spiritual and intellectual development," has become the most vicious animal of all!

8. Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification!

9. Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years!

The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth:

1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.

2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.

3. When in another's lair, show him respect or else do not go there.

4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.

5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.

6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.

7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.

8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.

9. Do not harm little children.

10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.

11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.

The Nine Satanic Sins:

1. Stupidity - The top of the list for Satanic Sins. The Cardinal Sin of Satanism. It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful. Ignorance is one thing, but our society thrives increasingly on stupidity. It depends on people going along with whatever they are told. The media promotes a cultivated stupidity as a posture that is not only acceptable but laudable. Satanists must learn to see through the tricks and cannot afford to be stupid.

2. Pretentiousness -Empty posturing can be most irritating and isn't applying the cardinal rules of Lesser Magic. On equal footing with stupidity for what keeps the money in circulation these days. Everyone's made to feel like a big shot, whether they can come up with the goods or not.

3. Solipsism -Can be very dangerous for Satanists. Projecting your reactions, responses and sensibilities onto someone who is probably far less attuned than you are. It is the mistake of expecting people to give you the same consideration, courtesy and respect that you naturally give them. They won't. Instead, Satanists must strive to apply the dictum of "Do unto others as they do unto you." It's work for most of us and requires constant vigilance lest you slip into a comfortable illusion of everyone being like you. As has been said, certain utopias would be ideal in a nation of philosophers, but unfortunately (or perhaps fortunately, from a Machiavellian standpoint) we are far from that point.

4. Self-deceit -It's in the "Nine Satanic Statements" but deserves to be repeated here. Another cardinal sin. We must not pay homage to any of the sacred cows presented to us, including the roles we are expected to play ourselves. The only time self-deceit should be entered into is when it's fun, and with awareness. But then, it's not self-deceit!

5. Herd Conformity -That's obvious from a Satanic stance. It's all right to conform to a person's wishes, if it ultimately benefits you. But only fools follow along with the herd, letting an impersonal entity dictate to you. The key is to choose a master wisely instead of being enslaved by the whims of the many.

6. Lack of Perspective Again, this one can lead to a lot of pain for a Satanist. You must never lose sight of who and what you are, and what a threat you can be, by your very existence. We are making history right now, every day. Always keep the wider historical and social picture in mind. That is an important key to both Lesser and Greater Magic. See the patterns and fit things together as you want the pieces to fall into place. Do not be swayed by herd constraints-know that you are working on another level entirely from the rest of the world.

7. Forgetfulness of Past Orthodoxies -Be aware that this is one of the keys to brainwashing people into accepting something new and different, when in reality it's something that was once widely accepted but is now presented in a new package. We are expected to rave about the genius of the creator and forget the original. This makes for a disposable society.

8. Counterproductive Pride -That first word is important. Pride is great up to the point you begin to throw out the baby with the bathwater. The rule of Satanism is: if it works for you, great. When it stops working for you, when you've painted yourself into a corner and the only way out is to say, I'm sorry, I made a mistake, I wish we could compromise somehow, then do it.

9. Lack of Aesthetics -This is the physical application of the Balance Factor. Aesthetics is important in Lesser Magic and should be cultivated. It is obvious that no one can collect any money off classical standards of beauty and form most of the time so they are discouraged in a consumer society, but an eye for beauty, for balance, is an essential Satanic tool and must be applied for greatest magical effectiveness. It's not what's supposed to be pleasing-it's what is. Aesthetics is a personal thing, reflective of one's own nature, but there are universally pleasing and harmonious configurations that should not be denied.

Anton LaVey, the founder of the Church of Satan, wrote the Nine Satanic Statements, The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth, and The Nine Satanic Sins. I do not take credit for his work, I just agree with it.

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from maggot666
Tuesday, April 04, 2006 - 18:41

i only just realised i'd been living like a satanist my whole life after i read this. i totally agree with everything on there and have been saying pretty much all of it since i was a kid. strange no? the rules are perfect and the statements are true. thank u for helping me find where i'm supposed to be
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from frmrjoyish
Sunday, August 24, 2003 - 23:29


I love #7! So true! This attitude is probably what will cause the downfall of the human species!

I disagree with #8, what may be immediately physically gratifying may not always be emotionally or psychologically gratifying in the long run!
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From JudasChrist
Monday, August 25, 2003, 00:56


U ever read any Crowley? Or the "The Lesser Key Of Solomon"? Some insightful truths, I'm sure U'd be interested in. We're in liason now, I shall email some excerpts if U want. (E! Male!)

--JesusIscariot.(reply to this comment

From frmrjoyish
Monday, August 25, 2003, 13:47

Those authors don't sound familiar! I ususally don't read anything except textbooks right now since its all I have time for! If I ever have time I usually read Darwins writings!! E-mail me though and I'll take a look! I tried to respond to your email but it returned it back to me!!(reply to this comment
From JudasChrist
Monday, August 25, 2003, 18:01


Write me here: to this comment

from thepersoniamnow
Saturday, August 23, 2003 - 02:54


I have La Vey's whole collection on my shelf at the entrance to my apartment.

You should have seen some members faces whern they walked in.

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From JudasChrist
Saturday, August 23, 2003, 16:39


Anton Szandsor LaVey........A True Master and Philosopher who is VERY underated. Who needs ratings anyway? If people would .."Open Their Eyes", and try and implement the teachings, they would see the logic.

But then again, "Wisdom Is 4 The Wise" I say.

A GREAT read! (reply to this comment

From Cultinvator
Wednesday, April 05, 2006, 01:07

Crimson Card here(reply to this comment
From ChrisBadAss
Monday, August 25, 2003, 07:10

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Come my peaceful brethren, let us deliver an ass-whopping of Biblical proportion!(reply to this comment
From Christian
Wednesday, April 05, 2006, 09:59

How can you post such Satanic statements like this thats a double demerit for you. You will now miss the 10th showing of Pollyanna(reply to this comment
From trixie's understudy
Wednesday, April 05, 2006, 13:24

More importantly by far, how could you insert a capital letter into the middle of a word??? Shame on you!!! (reply to this comment

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