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Getting Real : Speak your peace
White Sneakers | from exister - Thursday, April 15, 2004 accessed 2108 times The Family's Fashion D'jour For the last 2 weeks the content of this website has become a slow seep of tiresome pabulum. As I peruse it I see nothing that inspires me to reach out from my normal state of apathetically resigned ennui to proffer a response. To address this situation I have decided to resort to a form of verbal Dadaism. To begin this crusade I will pose the following provocative question. Why do all females and most males in the Family in Mexico wear white sneakers? I was recently examining a picture sent to me by someone (who apparently has fond memories of his/her Family daze), and all but one member of a group of 26 perma-smiling Family members was wearing white sneakers. Why? Perhaps my frivolous outrage at this footwear homogeneity is due to my categorization of white sneakers along with those Wal-Mart stretch waist pants as fit only for residents of trailer parks or the fashionably retarded. Perhaps this issue would have been best handled in a poll, but the recent dearth of worthwhile articles led me to submit it as an article. Answers? |
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Reader's comments on this article Add a new comment on this article | from wet 'n wild Monday, April 19, 2004 - 18:14 (Agree/Disagree?) If only your d..... were as big as your thesaurus, then we'd have something to work with. (reply to this comment)
| from Hackneyed Observer Friday, April 16, 2004 - 21:22 (Agree/Disagree?) This is your attempt to encourage less banal commentary on this website!??? Perhaps you could direct me to to your articles that were not tiresome pabulum. A man of your intelligence and wit must have more to contribute than a Joan Rivers commentary. We are hot, the Family was not. Moving right along. (reply to this comment)
| From exister Monday, April 19, 2004, 07:44 (Agree/Disagree?) It is seldom worth the effort to respond to an invertebrate hiding behind a pseudonym, but I feel compelled to show solidarity with my well educated peers who have come to my defense. This was actually my attempt at absurdism. Our existence in the Family was clearly absurd, and so pointlessness and absurdism are the optimal ways to address it. I would expect such high brow content to be lost on you anyway though, so don't feel too put out. Incidentally, I misspelt pablum, and you in your dearth of originality copied and pasted "pabulum" into your response. Monkey see, monkey do, I suppose. Now run along and be a good little monkey so the rest of us can evolve.(reply to this comment) |
| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | From Nancy Saturday, April 17, 2004, 08:28 (Agree/Disagree?) So basically what you're saying is that you have nothing to offer yourself, so you just peruse around criticizing other people's thoughts and comments. When you're called on it, you glorify your manificent sense of wit and humor. All hail, Observer! I highly suspect you're just another usual suspect using some new name for yourself. Yawn! (reply to this comment) |
| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | from itsxena2u Friday, April 16, 2004 - 15:26 (Agree/Disagree?) 7 REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD WEAR WHITE SNEAKERS: (posted by the all time "white sneaker" champion) 1) WHITE MATCHES WITH EVERYTHING 2) WHITE CAN BE USED FOR BOTH GUYS AND GIRLS 3) WHEN THEY GET DIRTY, YOU CAN BLEACH THEM 4) IT ISN'T HARD TO FIND SHOE STRINGS TO MATCH THEM 5) YOU CAN MAKE THEM "AS GOOD AS NEW" BY USING WHITE SHOE POLISH 6) THEY'RE EASIER TO FIND IN THE DARK 7) THEY'RE PROVISIONED, DAMN IT! SO JUST WEAR 'EM AND QUIT BITCHIN' (reply to this comment)
| from steam Friday, April 16, 2004 - 14:38 (Agree/Disagree?) My someone loves their thesaurus. I remember the days (at about 15-18 years old) when I loved this verbose posturing in my conveyance of a persuasory postulation. Anyway, thanks for reminding me of provisioning. Have a great day! (reply to this comment)
| From Joe H Friday, April 16, 2004, 15:30 (Agree/Disagree?) A plebian like you who works as a store manager is in no position to second-guess the vocabulary level of Exister, the walking thesaurus. When are the idiots among you going to get over your stupid jealousy and just accept the fact that some are more equal than others? Accept your place in the proletariate you filthy peasants!(reply to this comment) |
| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | from katrim4 Friday, April 16, 2004 - 12:07 (Agree/Disagree?) LOL! If the photo is from the early 90's the matching shoes can be blamed on the provisioners that provisioned truckloads of shoes. None of them were paired up so we had to spend weeks of quality get out time sorting through piles and piles of trailer trash shoes. "Does anyone have a white size 7 tenis shoe with a grey stripe on the bottom?" "Yes I do, but wait, it's a size 7 1/2" "Is it the right shoe?" "No, it's the left one" "Damn. Oh well, let's put them together, they're almost a match. And besides, there must be someone out there that needs two left shoes." "That's the last of the whites, on to the brown shoes." These got shipped out to the homes in the order they were paired so one home would get all white, one would get all red, etc. (reply to this comment)
| From night_raver Friday, April 16, 2004, 13:35 (Agree/Disagree?) heheheh, oh yes, provisioning, (or is it hustling?), I do remember that,we'd go through periods were everybody in a country (or several neighbor countries) wore blue shirts with the same silk-screen design because they 'provisioned' 3 containers of t-shirts that said "Go AT$T" after no AT&T employee wanted the dumb t-shirts that came with their motivational rally. Hell, I think everybody was 1 color (male & female) for over a year, after which every mop rag, cleaning rag, dishcloth, etc, was made of blue cloth. Of course we'd go through times where every home lived on yogurt for 8 months -- 16 yogurt cup makes a good dinner,eh? But dont forget to wash it down with...yogurt!!! PTL for providing (blea) I should've figured out that 35 matching white sneakers = provisioning, took a little while. One of the worst was provisioning a couple thousand white Hanes mens briefs...to where every adult female would be walking around in white Hanes male briefs (I'd immagine the dating level must've dropped, kind of kills the mood to see that). Now y'all be honest...who here terribly misses provisioned goods?? (C'mon, U know you all do)(reply to this comment) |
| | From TC footwear fashions remembered Saturday, April 17, 2004, 09:42 (Agree/Disagree?) Your choice of: Brown canvas "boy scout" shoes worn by (almost) all Thai Training Centre denizens (most certainly including night_raver)... (will that waffle-pattern on my sole ever go away? I think not.) High top "Nike Air" knock-offs that lose their soles after one b-ball/volleyball game. Whichever shoes could be had for under your monthly "personal needs" allowance limit on shopping day. (see #2 for quality reference) A "minor" (demerit) for walking around barefoot (reply to this comment) |
| | From Jealous Saturday, April 17, 2004, 18:09 (Agree/Disagree?) You *had* a monthly "personal needs" allowance?? I was never so lucky. In my 17 years in TF I never had that. I have memories of the quest for a pair of shoes, a winter coat. The pretty top a leader's wife gave me since it was excess for her, which I treasured but was stolen from my suitcase containing all my earthly belongings stowed under the bunkbed. Does anybody else now have some uncertainty as to how to manage prosperity?(reply to this comment) |
| | | | | | from Joe H Friday, April 16, 2004 - 10:13 (Agree/Disagree?) I would consider it more disturbing when we take into account that the Heaven's Gate cult also wore matching sneakers. Perhaps in a few months they'll all drink some spiked banana milkshake and fail to wake up from nap time. (reply to this comment)
| from neez Thursday, April 15, 2004 - 16:41 (Agree/Disagree?) I'm guessing one of the local sweat-shops was hooking them up in exchange for getting some gringo ass. (reply to this comment)
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