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Jerzey's Prayer for Anthony

from Jerseygirl - Saturday, December 21, 2002
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This is a take off on "Mama's Prayer for Magdalene" (just in case some of you were spacing out or daydreaming during word class.)

" TYJ, PTL, Lord we just want to thank you for the lessons you teach us everyday.
Sometimes we aren't humble enough to receive them but we are still thankful (actually Lord, we're really not, we just think it sounds like a good thing to say...)
Right now we want to ask for your help for Anthony. He is such a useful tool for you Lord. We want to ask that you help him to be humble and yielded. He is so HOT Lord that it's hard for him to remember to give you the credit. (actually Lord he doesn't forget, he just firmly believes that you personally have done Jackshit for his looks)
Lord, we know that HOTNESS on such an immense level is a real "devils device". Lord, it could even cause jealousy battles amongst our sweet girls who have feelings for him Lord.(I think I should say Lord that an extra guardian angel for Auty might be a good idea at this time)
Sweet Jesus you are the greatest sample of humility and denying yourself (but Lord, I mean really, who are you kidding about that?)
So we know you can help him to stop being so proud of himself and how HOT he is. Help him to take to heart the things that are being shown to him about his pride and also his DRINKING and SMOKING Lord. It makes you sad when we drink and enjoy ourselves. (actually Lord, we just realise that its only ok for our prophet to do those things ,not us.)
Help Anthony to remember that all the little lambs and sheep are watching him and will see him as a sample of how you are and he must take that very seriously. (This is kind of a confusing point Lord because wouldn't you actually want him to do these things to maintain your rep?)
Please encourage him too Lord as you always use those who suffer great breakings and humiliations first like King David and Job(God Lord! What was up with that?) Help him to know that you love him and just want him to be ugly and humble so that YOU can shine through! TYJ TYSML! WLYJ!

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from Anthony
Tuesday, December 24, 2002 - 13:28

Another exposure, is this the precursor to the "And Tony" Series?
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from Anthony
Sunday, December 22, 2002 - 23:31

We were hoping for a TALK, not a PRAYER! Lord help me, have I been that carnal and out in the "wings" missing my "temple time"?
If the lord sees me as king David, would that make Jerzy my Bathsheeba?
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From Jerseygirl
Monday, December 23, 2002, 11:47

Well if you'll be watching, I'll get the "urge to herbal".

Besides, with all this talk of bathing, it would seem we aren't going to need a talk OR a prayer.(reply to this comment
From Joe H
Monday, December 23, 2002, 00:53

then I must be uriah, and you'll have to kill me first!(reply to this comment
From King David
Friday, January 24, 2003, 15:42

Hey Uriah, thank you Lord. Well, our leader-in-chief Jesus Christ (asa George Bush) has decided that we need to to go fight in a war, so before you go, I mean, if you want.... you could like, sleep out in front of your house. I mean, you wouldn't wanna sleep with your wife before I have you popped off now would you? Well,'s good to be the King!!!!!(reply to this comment
From dave
Monday, December 23, 2002, 09:45

lol!(reply to this comment
from thepersoniamnow
Sunday, December 22, 2002 - 12:46

We`re gunna need another article with the saga leading up to this beautiful prayer Jerz.
Could I ask that you exercise your prayer muscle to get some 'love from above' (a new Family nick for receiving prophecies) while you do it?

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