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THE 2002/2003 ALF AWARDS

from Alf - Friday, December 27, 2002
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-=THE 2002/2003 ALF AWARDS=-

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Hi kids and welcome to the 2002/2003 Alf Awards. The Alf Awards aim to honour those who have most loyally and consistently contributed to the generally awful and rarely interesting content of the movingon website. For each category there are five seperate
nominees and nominees can be entered in up to four categories. Suggestions for additional award categories will be considered if deemed worthy of inclusion by myself. So without
further ado I present to you the shortlisted nominees for The 2002/2003 Alf Awards.



Honourable Mention: MGP


2.Craven de Kere

3.Craven de Kere


Honourable Mention: Jules


Honourable Mention: Lance and Xhrisl

There they are folks. Every day I will submit a poll so the participants of movingon can decide which one of the nominees
most deserves the ALF AWARD. Alf's decision in the case of dead draws etc is final. Thanks goes to all the nominees for providing the inspiration without which these awards would not be possible. A happy new year to you all.

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from pharmaboy is touched..
Tuesday, December 31, 2002 - 08:13

It's an honour to be nominated, Alf. Something I'll always cherish...Unfortunately from the first votes 7* seems to be winning and JoeH second, sniff....

Anyways tonight I'll try and out do myself chemically yet again, if you don't hear from me anymore it was nice knowing you all. :-)!!!
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From granduer
Wednesday, January 01, 2003, 01:07

Alf, this is hillarious. Excellent idea. How about the most full of shit/sappy award. Auty will have my vote. (reply to this comment
From estelle
Wednesday, January 01, 2003, 01:16

Alf, I have one. Funnest boy in chat room award. The nominees in alphabetical order are

You should be more positive with your polls alf and lose the "i-hate-my-father" look. (reply to this comment
From Alf
Thursday, January 02, 2003, 06:22

Ok Estelle, you win the 'least credible life coach' award.(reply to this comment
From Stella
Thursday, January 02, 2003, 07:19

hahahahahahah, oh how you move me Alf. I am sooooo honoured to accept your award. (reply to this comment
From Stella
Thursday, January 02, 2003, 07:22


Stella = estelle(reply to this comment
From Anthony
Wednesday, January 01, 2003, 02:26

Hell yeah!! This is great, especially since it comes from a girl who hates my guts!! HAPPY NEW YEAR.

Anthony(reply to this comment
From estelle
Wednesday, January 01, 2003, 22:30

anthony, my love of course I dont hate you. I love your gut.(reply to this comment
from xhrisl
Tuesday, December 31, 2002 - 01:51

And I just want to thank.....all the little people who make my being me possible.
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from Anthony
Monday, December 30, 2002 - 17:31

**Alf, guess you weren’t kidding about this idea the other day in the chat room. I have to say that my being one of the nominees for the Worst Poetry Award is an error, I have never posted any poetry here, those were actual songs. I should probably be in the Most Conceited category as opposed to the Most Pretentious. BTW, what’s the grand prize?**
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From Alf
Monday, December 30, 2002, 19:50

Yah I did throw together the nominees just off the top of my head. You were added pretty much just to make up the numbers.. so if you win I'll just have to withold your prize (which im keeping a secret, but working very hard on sourcing it).(reply to this comment
from Anthony
Monday, December 30, 2002 - 17:17

Alf, guess you weren’t kidding about this idea the other in the chat room. I have to say though that my being one of the nominees for the Worst Poetry Award in an error, I have never posted any poetry here, those were actual songs. I should probably be in the Most Conceited category as opposed to the Most Pretentious. BTW, what’s the grand prize?
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from Deranged1
Monday, December 30, 2002 - 00:32

Alfy, me thinks you'll have to wait 9 weeks or so for your first poll to show on every page. If you click the 'See Previous Polls' link, however, you can see/vote on all the upcoming polls.
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from Artist
Sunday, December 29, 2002 - 21:53

"Those who can't create compare." - A. Drucker
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From F-Art
Sunday, December 29, 2002, 22:01

"Those who create compete" - W.F.Cares(reply to this comment
from thepersoniamnow/Dan
Sunday, December 29, 2002 - 11:50

How on earth does Alby get nominated for the pic award. Damn this this rigged! Prolly the jews...
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from The Shepherding Alf Revolution
Saturday, December 28, 2002 - 16:39

Lord, we commend your wayward son into your strong and loving hands to do with him what you see best before he gets any more strong delusion and goes about doing damage to Your work! You have told us we don't have to ask You per se to schedule any loving Alf time with him, just to do what you in your Wisdom know is best. Please, Lord, open his eyes and in your Mercy Shepherd him back into the fold, or just neatly fold him up and put him back on the shelf after ironing him out. Amen! GBY Son.
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from MagicGreenPantz
Saturday, December 28, 2002 - 12:54

How about most annoying award?
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From yeh
Sunday, December 29, 2002, 21:38

This thread is in The Trailer Park 
from Deranged1
Saturday, December 28, 2002 - 05:31

Dickweed Alf, aight, I'm willing to risk being added to the most hated nominee list by being the first to vote on your nominations here. Without further ado:
Most Hated--Andrew/7
Most Conceited--Nancy
Most Pretentious--Xhrisl (I dunno if he really is deserving of this grand award--it was a hard choice between the 5)
Worst Poet--Mercy :P
Worst/Strangest Photo--Thepersoniamnow for worst, Monger for Strangest

Suggestion for new catagory: 'Most Amusing Idiot'
I'm sure you'll be proud to know you'd be at the top of my list for that catagory! :)
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From Pure Hatred
Sunday, December 29, 2002, 12:39

I nominate myself for:
Most Intoxicated(reply to this comment
From thepersoniamnow./Dan
Sunday, December 29, 2002, 11:57

if that "worst" photo is vio, I`ll KO ur ass(reply to this comment
From Deranged1
Sunday, December 29, 2002, 12:39

Of course not you overprotective wank.(reply to this comment
From thepersoniamnow
Sunday, December 29, 2002, 12:40

I love my porno pic...I hope it goes on to win more than one award!
Thaks for being a fan!
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From Alf
Sunday, December 29, 2002, 12:50

Dan/Alb with his posed photos was just too strong a contender to ignore. And I dont really think you need to ask why you are a nominee (and strong contender to win) do I?(reply to this comment
From thepersoniamnow/dan
Sunday, December 29, 2002, 14:01

Did I ask? heh?(reply to this comment
from Merciless
Saturday, December 28, 2002 - 01:52

Yay! I'm in the Alf awards! Now I can feel good about myself! I needed the ego boost. Thank you Alf! You've made my day. If you can't be good enough to be noticed you might as well be bad enough to be noticed. Infamy is better than nofamy. And there's no such thing as bad publicity.

Seriously, do we get Alf statuettes? Because if we don't, I don't think it's fair to be in an awards with no reward. Ooh you should make an Alf dildo so you can fuck me some more!

Oh but I forgot to say one thing: Go fuck yourself Alf. You are the biggest loser, the most pretentious fucker, and the worst writer of the bunch. Give yourself the award. Cheers.
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From thepersoniamnow/Dan
Sunday, December 29, 2002, 14:15

------>hug mercy

------> kisses tiny Japanese nose(reply to this comment
From Alf
Saturday, December 28, 2002, 07:29

Dont be a bitter nominee Mercy. Try entering into the spirit of the Alf Awards. I'm guessing I can count on your vote for 'most hated'?...(reply to this comment
From Merciless
Sunday, December 29, 2002, 20:00

What are you, a retard? Or did you just plain old not read any of my comment besides the last paragraph? I am entering the "spirit" of the Alf Awards, as idiotic as it is. (reply to this comment
From les
Sunday, December 29, 2002, 21:06

one large lessie salute your hostile mercilessness. - "woman scorned" (reply to this comment

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