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Bouncer Blues: Thus spake the security dude

from Oddman - Monday, April 09, 2007
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I always knew there were stupid people in this world. I think I figured that out by the time I was three or four years old. My parents, boss, contractors, everybody has always tried their very best to make sure I didn't forget that fact. But in the past few months I've been bouncing, I've encountered a whole new breed of entirely wisdomless creatures. I don't suppose I'd find anyone here who hasn't been to a club, but next time you do go, remember this.

Q. Is this a disco?



I wasn't aware "discos" survived the 90's, but this is quite obviously a place with loud hip-hop music, a dance floor, people, and alcohol.




Q. What kind of music do you play here?



Assuming you're too deaf to hear the booming Sean Paul and too blind to see the bouncer in corn rows and Fubu gear..... We play Dvorak and Tchaikovsky.




Q. Do you play trance or electro or parapara here?



You hear that Tupac? I've yet to find a club that follows up Tupac with DDR tunes, but if you find one, let me know. So I know where not to go.




Q. How many guests are in there?



Enough, we could do without admitting another one asking stupid questions. Seriously, if I'm standing here outside the door, how would I know how many people are in there?




Q. Are there a lot of hot ho bitches here tonight?



Every lady patron is a hot patron. We don't have ugly guests in our club. If you persist in acting ugly, we'll help you achieve the look as well, before sending you on your merry way.




Q. 20 bucks? make it 10. Why so expensive?



If you can't cough up 20 bucks entrance fee to pay the lady, we doubt you can afford the 10 buck shots. There's a corner store down one block. They sell beer for 1.49.




Q. I'm not being cheap or anything. I mean, I have money.



So pay then.




Q. This is business, man. You can make 10 bucks, or no bucks.



You can spend 20 bucks, or no bucks. You can have some fun, or no fun.




Q. I'll go to your competition down the road.

Please do. You'd be doing us a favor.


Q. I brought two hot friends with me.



You did, didn't you. I'll give the nice ladies a door pass. You cough up your 20 bucks, or you could leave the ladies here, and we'll take good care of them.




Q. I forgot my ID. But I'm 22. I swear.



What year you born in? Who was president? What was Iran Contra about? Give me the 20 top digits of pi. What's the name of Vanessa Redgrave's father. Look, you're not supposed to know that, so quit pretending it's in the back of your head.




Q. Flash* there's my ID. Satisfied?



What are you, a hollywood cop or something? Gimme a look. Should have checked better when you bought this one bru. You don't look like a 40 year old woman to me.




Q. Don't you know who I am?



Obviously not. You're not on my VIP list, you have no VIP pass, you aren't the president, no oscar winning actor..... So why the fuck should I know who the fuck you are?




Q. Is my friend John in there?



Is your friend the president?




Q. Can I go in and take a look? I won't stay.



Sure, you can go in and take a look for 20 bucks. If he ain't there, you don't have to stay.




Q. But John already paid my entrance fee.



Oh, I'm terribly sorry about that sir, I didn't know that. Just show me your door pass, and we'll send you right through.




Q. I know the DJ.



Find me someone on this street that doesn't know DJ Real, and maybe I'll buy you a drink.




Q. I'm the owner's brutha.



Yeah, we all brus here. Now you could be a good brutha and lay down your 20 or you could be a dumbass brutha, and the brutha bouncers will kick your brutha ass back to the bruthaland Africa.




Q. But I came all the way from America.



And? So?




Q. Can you keep an eye on my car?



That car ain't worth keeping an eye on. If I were you, I'd pray it gets jacked, so I could claim insurance.




Q. Can you tell me if cops show up?



Funny you'd ask. I think they asked me the same thing. Yeah, run boy run.




Q. Hey, I'm wearing a jacket.



Read the sign. -Dressy night- Wife-beaters with Bleached jeans and Air Jordans does not equal dressy casual, even with the football jacket.




Q. I'm not gonna drink this in your club, just drinking it on my way home.



Then you'd have no problem collecting it when you leave.




Q. This is for self defense.



Since we disarm punk thug wannabes like you, you won't need this in our club.




Q. Does that girl have a boyfriend?



How would I know? But I'll stand in, if you give her any trouble.




Q. Do you have her number?

Yes I do. And she mine. So you might want to think twice about getting your pervy claws on her.


Q. Why are the hos here so bitchy?



I wouldn't know. Maybe it's your hairdo.




Q. What the fuck is my bitch pissed off about?



I dunno. Want me to find out for you? I'll need a little privacy tho.




Q. Can you fix me with some crack?



The bouncer doesn't fix you with crack, the bouncer throws your crackass out.




Q. Do you have a card or something? I want to snort this.



Now that I know you got it, I have to confiscate it. Don't worry, I won't waste it.




Q. I think the musics too loud. I can't hear my friends at all.



Aw, sorry about that. Let me hit the mute switch for you.




Q. I don't believe you don't serve budweiser.



I don't believe you drink that horse urine, but I suggest you try the Asahi.




Q. Have you seen my wallet?



Yeah, I think I saw a guy run off with a wallet that had your name on it.




Q. I did not grope the bitch goddam it!

Explain the smelly fingers to your mother. I'm just here to throw you out.


Q. The customer is always right.



Wrong. The security is always right.




Q. You can't throw me out. I have a right to be here.



Right of admission reserved. You have the right to get whacked with a billy club for misbehaving.




Q. I could kick your ass.



Maybe so. That's why we got more than one bouncer. That's why you're on camera. And that's why we got the sticks.




Q. I didn't have fun. I want my money back.

It's 20 bucks entrance fee. Not 20 bucks fun fee.
Having fun is totally up to you. I can see why you didn't enjoy it.


Q. I'm never coming here again.



Thank fuck for that. I'll hold you to your word.




Q. I'll tell everyone I hate this place, and I'm never coming back.



You'd do that? We'd appreciate it. It would be such good advertising.




Q. Fuck, I got a parking ticket. Why didn't you let me know?



Can you tell me who that DB7 belongs to? No? So what makes you think I should have known who owned the faggy VW?




Really.... sigh.... I need a new job...

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from scorpion
Thursday, June 07, 2007 - 23:49

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Ill give u some advice oddman, im not trying to be an asshole or anything but dont be so cocky cause ur a bouncer.

bouncers are only there so we can pay u off to skip the line up, bring toys in, erase the video tapes when theres a shootout or fight.

last bouncer i heard that got cocky, ppl waited for him untill closing and popped him a couple times.

just be careful bro.
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From sar
Friday, June 08, 2007, 02:08

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Being "cocky" seems to be part of the job description. Why does it bug you?(reply to this comment
From scorpion
Friday, June 08, 2007, 11:47

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it dosent bug me at all im just giving him a heads up. that last thing is someone getting fuked up because they were on a power trip about there job.(reply to this comment
from neez
Wednesday, April 11, 2007 - 04:15

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You don't strike me as bouncer material. How tall are you?
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From madly
Wednesday, April 11, 2007, 04:27

Average visitor agreement is 5 out of 5Average visitor agreement is 5 out of 5Average visitor agreement is 5 out of 5Average visitor agreement is 5 out of 5Average visitor agreement is 5 out of 5(Agree/Disagree?)
It’s not about height… it’s all about attitude… and attitude is something that oddie possesses a plethora of.(reply to this comment
From neez
Wednesday, April 11, 2007, 05:26

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It's not all about height, or attitude. Although 'all attitude' might help with impressing the ladies.(reply to this comment
From madly
Wednesday, April 11, 2007, 05:32

Average visitor agreement is 5 out of 5Average visitor agreement is 5 out of 5Average visitor agreement is 5 out of 5Average visitor agreement is 5 out of 5Average visitor agreement is 5 out of 5(Agree/Disagree?)
You seem to have quite the attitude yourself... how is that working for you with the ladies?(reply to this comment
From neez
Wednesday, April 11, 2007, 05:41

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I have sex at least 12 times a day.(reply to this comment
From Nick
Wednesday, April 11, 2007, 08:34

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Like they sang in the movie Hair... "Masterbation, can be fuuuun..........."(reply to this comment
From madly
Wednesday, April 11, 2007, 05:42

Average visitor agreement is 5 out of 5Average visitor agreement is 5 out of 5Average visitor agreement is 5 out of 5Average visitor agreement is 5 out of 5Average visitor agreement is 5 out of 5(Agree/Disagree?)
ummm... I said "with the ladies"...not with yourself. :P(reply to this comment
From neez
Wednesday, April 11, 2007, 06:12

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Ok you got me there. Make that 11 times.(reply to this comment
From madly
Wednesday, April 11, 2007, 06:17

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I can’t even accept that come back… it was way too slow… maybe if you spent less time with ‘yourself’… you could think a little faster. You know some blood should be allowed to stay in your head… and not that ‘head’. :P(reply to this comment
From neez
Wednesday, April 11, 2007, 06:26

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It's hard for me to type while I'm having sex with 3 different models. Not to mention I saw your 'wanker' joke coming last week.(reply to this comment
From madly
Wednesday, April 11, 2007, 06:30

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Models of what… vibrators? And it is “wonder babe”... not “wanker”... thank you very much.(reply to this comment
From Nick
Wednesday, April 11, 2007, 08:35

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Where exactly does he put that vibrator???(reply to this comment
From madly
Wednesday, April 11, 2007, 08:45

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Are you serious, Nick? Why don’t you think about that for awhile and get back to me. (reply to this comment
From Nick
Wednesday, April 11, 2007, 09:22

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Girl, it was a joke!(reply to this comment
From neez
Wednesday, April 11, 2007, 06:46

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I wouldn't think the production of vibrators would involve much prototyping. I would assume it's a pretty basic concept without much room for improvement(Designer #2 "hey I know, let's make it bigger!"). But then again I'm no expert on the subject.

You make me wonder babe.(reply to this comment
From madly
Wednesday, April 11, 2007, 06:51

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lol, okay... that was pretty good. Fun messing with you... have fun playing with yourself. I am off to work. Just so you know, tho... there are many different models of vibrators... shapes and sizes. :)(reply to this comment
From neez
Wednesday, April 11, 2007, 06:54

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Seen one you've seen 'em all.

Are you a bouncer too?(reply to this comment
From madly
Wednesday, April 11, 2007, 06:56

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ummmm...no. Why would you think that?(reply to this comment
From madly
Wednesday, April 11, 2007, 06:57

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and that goes for both of the things you just said...(reply to this comment
From neezy
Wednesday, April 11, 2007, 07:06

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You have plenty of attitude. So clearly you would make an excellent deterent for trouble-making bikies off their faces on alcohol, speed, and fuck knows what else. :)(reply to this comment
From madly
Wednesday, April 11, 2007, 07:30

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I see your point… I guess it would take more than attitude, it would take brains, but oddie is highly equipped in that area as well… and yes, it might take some fighting skill, but from what I hear… he can handle himself there too. So, height still never comes into play.

Anyway, I am sick of sticking up for oddie… why am I to defending him in the first place? He is perfectly capable of taking care of himself. Maybe that is how he does it… he just charms women so they will fight his battles for him. :P(reply to this comment
From neez
Wednesday, April 11, 2007, 08:20

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LOL Bouncers have to be smart now?(reply to this comment
From madly
Wednesday, April 11, 2007, 08:51

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You must be right…who needs brains when dealing with…how did you put it? “…trouble-making bikies off their faces on alcohol, speed, and fuck knows what else.” How silly of me… you don’t need brains… you just need to be tall.(reply to this comment
From neez
Wednesday, April 18, 2007, 05:30

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In the above scenario, you'd be better off having a few inches over the other guy. Somehow I don't think bedazzling him with your literary skill would help your situation much.

But meh...from the sounds of it this particular club seems to be located in some sort of retirement village. I mean who still refers to a club as a disco, or asks the bouncer if they could turn the music down? Abe Simpson thats who.(reply to this comment
From neez
Wednesday, April 11, 2007, 04:17

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And what is the world coming too if the patrons are more stupid then the bouncers?(reply to this comment
from rainy
Tuesday, April 10, 2007 - 13:35

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That was so much fun to read...although it reminded me of all the dickhead bouncers who thought they were god...I liked that they would call my girlfriends and I from the back of the line and let us in, disliked that we couldn't bring our water-bottles which we'd just purchased and were still cold, disliked that my black boyfriend could never get in anywhere except hip-hop clubs (which I hate), disliked that I didn't have to show ID, but any male with my group (even if obviously 30+) had to show his, have it scrutinised, and often not accepted. Definitely dislike the way they don't see that those $300 shoes are STREETWEAR, designed for clubbing, even if they do resemble sneakers. They make your club look cool, honestly. Then there was this bouncer who looked like Adonis. Tall, muscular, long flowing blond hair, chiseled cheekbones, strong jawline. He always let me in frontof the line, and could always tell you were to get 'e'. Well, the day I decided to have a chat, yup, he decides to lead me to a corner and attempt to 'do' me on the spot. Talk about a God complex. Got out of that club fast and never went back.
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From madly
Wednesday, April 11, 2007, 03:33

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Rainy, that was too funny. I completely relate to what you just said, as I have met too many guys like that at clubs. I would have just kneed him and went on to enjoy my night. Why run from him when you made it to where he couldn’t even walk? :P(reply to this comment
from Lithium
Tuesday, April 10, 2007 - 12:13

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Reminds me of when I used to manage a club in Africa, and i would be called down at least ten times a night because some customer was shouting my name and the bouncers weren't sure whether to toss'em or admit them. One of the bouncers was this massive lug of a guy with brains the size of a pea. All the little whiteass tourist girls with florescent sunburns would be propositioning him under the assumption that if every African man is "alegedly" well endowed, then this giant bouncer must be god's gift to the female race!
Little did they know that he was a simple, sweet and innocent giant who was more frightened of the female race then eager to "get it on". One night, I spotted him being harrassed by a couple 'muzungu' chicks--hilariously, one a tiny, jittery twig and her friend a massive overweight rolly polly--both pink as piglets. They were squirming, worming and undulating all over my big virgin bouncer, whispering delectable nothings in his ear. I kept my eye on him mostly because I was concerned the voracious white women would do something inappropriate that he was not equipped to handle.
Well, some minutes later the two of them had pinioned him against the wall, one at each ear, whispering something to him. His face betrayed a mixture of total bewilderment and amusement. He managed to escape the two females and strolled away, shaking his head as if trying to shake off the question mark that hung over it.
Later that night, after closing the club, I paid each of the bouncers their salary, and as I passed him his, he looks at me and says, "Boss, please, what is a threesome?"
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From Oddman
Tuesday, April 10, 2007, 16:47

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The club scene in Africa was hundreds ei. Hectic jol ek se. Although the ethnic divide did bug me to no end. Hip hop spots had all die gesuip brothers and a few wiggers. Rock spots had the full on white goofs going absolutely befok. Trance electro places had a monoploy on charra boykies (which I noticed were the only breed that cared about their larny kittes. Another thing I noticed, only white babes engaged in fudge-nudging, and charra chicks sluk.). And well, open bars and surfer joints had all the good looking well dressed PC crowd. Eish, apartheid or no, these okes didn't mingle.

Had the best luck charfing in the PC crowd and charra crowd, although the goofer spots were the awesome best if I wanted to globe, hak, tune, moer, and bliksem some stroppy doos chop right stukkend. Schnarf, dagga, buttons, malawi cobs, and eish, the DP... Too potent ek se. Sure, every once in a while you hit a majat, but on the average, that stuff was nuff to make one a full on loskop. It was all kief while the novelty lasted, but I got gatvol of the kotch, droëbek and dwaal that came with being all gaffed. Got sick of dealing with squif merts as well ek se. Joling with the brasse n their lighteys, dopin a half-jack over braai, and pompin the squeeze was a better way of spending the weekend anyway. Shame man, I miss Suid Afrika.(reply to this comment

From Phoenixkidd
Wednesday, April 11, 2007, 07:51

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Dang if we all talked like that we would be harrassed for "racist" comments.(reply to this comment
From steam
Wednesday, April 11, 2007, 06:20

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We get it you know South African lingo and we don't.(reply to this comment

From rainy
Wednesday, April 11, 2007, 02:59

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Oi! Could we get a tranlation here? I'm particularly interested in: WHAT were the white babes doing? And the Charra Chicks? Huh?(reply to this comment
From madly
Wednesday, April 11, 2007, 03:17

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I was just reading this and thinking the very same thing, rainy. Can you please translate this, oddie?(reply to this comment
From Oddman
Wednesday, April 11, 2007, 04:02

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The club scene in Africa was very enjoyable. Mad parties I say. Although the ethnic divide did bug me to no end. Hip hop spots had all the trashed drunk blacks and a few wiggers. Rock spots had the white stoners going absolutely berserk. Trance electro places had a monoploy on Indian goodlooking/metro-men (which I noticed were the only breed that cared about their (preppy) wardrobe. Another thing I noticed, only white chicks engaged in anal sex, and Indian chicks swallow.). And well, open bars and surfer joints had all the good looking well dressed PC crowd. I tell you, apartheid or no, these fellows didn't mingle.


Had the best luck flirting in the PC crowd and Indian crowd, although the stoner spots were the best if I wanted to stare down, pester, shit talk, and knock the daylight out of some cheeky wimpy idiot. Coke, Marijuana, buttons (haven't had these elsewhere), malawi cobs (or these), and damn, the DP (Durban Poison. AAA grade MJ)... Too potent I tell you. Sure, every once in a while you hit a dud, but on the average, that stuff was enough to make one absolutely (um, brainfucked? well, high for hours) . It was all good while the novelty lasted, but I got fed up of the vomitting, thirst and tranced state that came with being all stoned. Got sick of dealing with crooked dealers as well, you know. Chilling with the posse and their little ones (kids, younger siblings, younger friends, party newbies), drinking some booze over BBQ, and screwing the girlfriend was a better way of spending the weekend anyway. Too bad man, I miss South Africa.


I'll mention that this isn't Afrikaans, but street Afrikan, which is basically English, peppered with words from the many different languages spoken in South Africa. Street dialects are quite different depending on the crowd and location, and I learned mine in Durban, Kwazulu-Natal, hanging out with Charras, white trash, and white PC corporate workers, so it's a strange mix. I picked up a bit in Joburg as well. I suppose I shall post a glossary of Sathafrican terms some time.(reply to this comment

From rainy
Wednesday, April 11, 2007, 12:33

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Hmm...I could still use a fair bit of translation even now, maybe that's showing myself up as stupid?
Wiggers, (Weren't they those big shorts homies used to wear in the 90s?) PC, (That means Politically Correct to me)Indian chicks SWALLOW? WTF? Not in India, that's for sure! The drugs...all another language basically. I like your conclusion that a bbq at home with your girlfriend sounds better, but I still reckon you're a bit of a show-off. :)(reply to this comment
From Nick
Wednesday, April 11, 2007, 13:28

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A wigger is a white dude that thinks he is black and dresses in ghetto clothing. W replaces the N in the **gger word.(reply to this comment
From Oddman
Wednesday, April 11, 2007, 04:25

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Oh, if a white person calls an Indian a charra, it could be taken as a racist comment, although it's not as offensive as coolie for Indian, or Kaffir for blacks. Since I'm Asian, and well, since I was a sort of honorary Indian, I can get away with it. "Colored" carries no racial connotation in Suid Afrika. Colored refers to people who are black/white or white/malay mixed. And "China" carries no racial connotation either. Whites, Blacks, Malays, Asians, everybodies my china. What's up my china? If you want to get into the zany world of South African speech, just repeat shit twice. Sharp sharp, shot shot, chop chop, now now, quick quick. I'll post that glossary just now, soon as I skeem it. (reply to this comment
From madly
Wednesday, April 11, 2007, 04:16

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I don't even know where to begin with that, oddie. You are something else! (reply to this comment
from loch
Tuesday, April 10, 2007 - 10:02

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Why I choose not to spend my time at places like that...all of the above. Sorry, but people who go to clubs like that are loosers, the whole lot of them.
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From Luciferian Advocate
Sunday, April 15, 2007, 08:39

Average visitor agreement is 3 out of 5Average visitor agreement is 3 out of 5Average visitor agreement is 3 out of 5Average visitor agreement is 3 out of 5Average visitor agreement is 3 out of 5(Agree/Disagree?)
looser? Well yeeeah, people who get boned every weekend at a hiphop club are probably looser like say.(reply to this comment
From Interesting.
Wednesday, April 11, 2007, 08:30

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I find that sad coming from you, considering that the majority of head bangers that go to your raves are all a bunch of low life losers!(reply to this comment
From loch
Wednesday, April 11, 2007, 10:40

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Interesting: is that what you consider to be low lifes, are in actuality beautiful, artistic, fully aware of the facade that is the world around them, people. Comfortable in their own skins. Able to see beauty for what and where it truely is. I choose my friends carefully, and I wouldn't trade a single one of them for anything in the world.

Head bangers, punks, freaks, I am them, they are me. Our reality is your dream, your reality is our nightmare! keep it.(reply to this comment

From Interesting.
Wednesday, April 11, 2007, 11:12

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So what your saying is that anyone that is not like you and doesn't think the same way you do or go to YOUR kind of drugged up parties is a loser? Anyone that has a different way of thinking than your simplistic and unrealistic way of life is a loser? Anyone that goes to any of the MANY different verities of clubs that were mentioned in the above post is a loser? So, only people that enjoy YOUR kind of punk, drugged out lifestyle is NOT a loser? Girl, you need a reality check and need to open your eyes to the lifestyle choices of the rest of the world! While yours might be YOUR nirvana, it's hell to a lot of other people. Do you even know how closed minded you sound?

Sorry, but I will take the lifestyle of these successful "losers" over the pathetic existence of your “punks and freaks” any day. Sorry to break this to you, but your reality is not even close to our dream even tho in your closed minded head you think we crave it.
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From Interesting..
Wednesday, April 11, 2007, 11:20

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And one more thing. This "facade that is the world" is actually not a facade but is instead a chosen way of life that many of us love and chose to live! It’s not a façade, it’s how we love to live our lives clean of the “freak” lifestyle that we find pretentious. We look over at you and your "punks" (And I use that word since that is what you called yourself.) and all we see is someone overcompensating to be "original". That to me is the facade that you live every day.(reply to this comment
From loch
Wednesday, April 11, 2007, 12:02

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To each his own. Injoy. One does not have to choose your lifestyle, to live a "clean" life. If you haven't been in my world, you can't pretend to know what it's about.

Oh by the way, where do u know me from?(reply to this comment

From Interesting...
Wednesday, April 11, 2007, 12:07

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I have been in your world! What’s ironic is that you have NOT been in my world. You went straight from stay at home mom right to into your current lifestyle. You have really not lived or seen as much as you think you have in the short 2 years that you have had your “freedom”
Now if that is how you want to live your life then good for you! That’s great! But don't start bashing the lifestyle that other people have chosen. It makes you look closed minded and ignorant.
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From loch
Wednesday, April 11, 2007, 13:40

Average visitor agreement is 5 out of 5Average visitor agreement is 5 out of 5Average visitor agreement is 5 out of 5Average visitor agreement is 5 out of 5Average visitor agreement is 5 out of 5(Agree/Disagree?)
If your perception of me is threw a webite, and from this site and the random comments I make u see an image of me that is closed minded, thats sad, because I'm not a close minded person, I just don't want the things most people do. I supose it's a good thing that the internet, and how I'm perceived on it doesn't take up a big part of my life.(reply to this comment
From loch
Wednesday, April 11, 2007, 13:43

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Oh also, I've never gone from one thing to another, I've always been who and what I am. I haven't changed. The only thing that has changed is some peoples view of me. Its hard to be open books to people we don't trust, u know?(reply to this comment

From vix
Wednesday, April 11, 2007, 11:38

Average visitor agreement is 5 out of 5Average visitor agreement is 5 out of 5Average visitor agreement is 5 out of 5Average visitor agreement is 5 out of 5Average visitor agreement is 5 out of 5(Agree/Disagree?)

FFS, who cares?? ALL OF LIFE is a fucking facade to some extent.

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from Samuel
Tuesday, April 10, 2007 - 09:29

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Hilarious, Oddman!
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from Phoenixkidd
Tuesday, April 10, 2007 - 09:26

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Man I feel for you! People can get so crack assed when they are drunk. I've never been thrown out of a club but had to leave because they threw my friends out for acting stupid. It's nuts here how people as old as 21 go just crazy when they can finally go into a bar and drink, in Japan and even in England it's more civilized. Keep it up though, at least it gives you something to talk about and be a tough guy!
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