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Getting On : Lovers
What's YOUR kink score? | from monger - Sunday, September 22, 2002
accessed 2543 times Monger: "Bringing you just the essentials from the vast abyss that is the Internet." :)
(shamelessly ripped off from http://www.beyondblonde.com/how_kinky.shtml)
Welcome to the How kinky are you? test. Each question you answer Yes to, is worth 2 points. There are, what I hope will be, a few trick tongue in cheek questions here, so if you score a 100 on this test, you are WAY too kinky ;) Have you...
1. Given or received oral sex while in a moving vehicle?
2. Actually screwed someone, while in a moving vehicle?
3. Done it on a non moving motorbike?
4. Done it on a moving motorbike?
5. Done it to a motorbike? Moving or non moving
6. Done it on a non moving horse?
7. Done it on a moving horse?
8. Done it to a horse? Moving or non moving
9. Done it while suspended vertically with ropes or chains?
10. Done it while suspended horizontally with ropes or chains?
11. Done it bound and/or gagged? Just having your hands bound or cuffed counts!
12. Done it in an airplane?
13. Done it in a hot air balloon?
14. Done it on the washer during the spin cycle?
15. Done it on the dryer while the clothes were tumbling?
16. Done it in a barn?
17. Done it in a field or meadow?
18. Done it upside down?
19. Done it with something not quite human?
20. Done it with something very definitely not human?
21. Done it while you were wearing a set of spurs?
22. Done it while your partner was wearing a set of spurs?
23. Done it to a set of spurs?
24. Done it bent over a brick fence, fence rail, saddle rack, or other handy object?
25. Done it up against the wall?
26. Done it to a hole in the wall?
27. Done it while in a tree?
28. Done it to a tree?
29. Done it in the ocean?
30. Done it in the tub or shower? Hot tubs count!
31. Got a least one adult toy?
32. Got a collection of adult toys?
33. Had phone sex?
34. Had sex while on the phone?
35. Had sex with a phone?
36. Had cyber sex?
37. Had sex with a real person, while at your computer. Oral sex counts here!
38. Had sex with your computer?
39. Had a threesome?
40. Had more than a threesome?
41. Had sex on the beach? I mean real sex! Not the drink! But, oral sex counts!
42. Had oral sex? On the beach or anywhere else.
43. Had sex while standing up? Yes oral sex counts!
44. Had sex while sitting down? Besides at your computer. Of course oral sex counts!
45. Had sex in a public bathroom?
46. Had sex on a table? Pool tables count here!
47. Had sex on a park bench? Yeah yeah, oral sex counts.
48. Had sex at a football or other ball game?
49. Had sex with a football? Or other kind of ball? Gonads do not count!
50. And last but not least, Have you ever been arrested for having sex in any of the above mentioned forms or places?
BONUS QUESTION! This one is worth 4 points! Were you convicted after your arrest?
The woman who wrote this claims she's managed to rack up 84 points! For those of you who are interested, monger currently scores a miserable 18, but I'm very very young yet ...and I'm actively seeking a horse. :)
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Reader's comments on this article Add a new comment on this article |  from roxal
Wednesday, August 10, 2005 - 08:00
(Agree/Disagree?)
66, lol I feel dirty... And no, it has nothing to do with the animal ones!
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| from mia1
Tuesday, August 09, 2005 - 19:35
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I got 30
but why didn't they include a bed?? there are plenty of kinky things you can do on a bed much less a castle or out in the woods...
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| from Alicia
Tuesday, August 09, 2005 - 15:32
(Agree/Disagree?)
Hi, I got a 44 score
Should check out some new stuff though
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| | | | from Just a girl
Wednesday, January 26, 2005 - 10:01
(Agree/Disagree?)
I scored 62! But like others have said, somethings could be added so here goes:
-in a movie theater
-in an elevator
-while watching porn
-while making porn
-with same sex
-playing with your dildo while whatching others fuck while watching you on the webcam
-in a pool
-on the bar
-anal
-in an alley
-in a club( on the dance floor)
-role playing
Add 2 more points to each and it's 86. WOW! Shocking myself here! what can i say, you only live once! But please, did we have to bring animals into this? come on! Fuck your own kind
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| from Meathead
Monday, July 12, 2004 - 01:58
(Agree/Disagree?)
I got 30. (maybe cause me and my ex both work at a horse stable so we have spurs, horses, barns, etx etc ;)
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| from banal_commentator
Thursday, April 01, 2004 - 09:05
(Agree/Disagree?)
I got 16. Oh well.
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| from Shaka
Thursday, April 01, 2004 - 01:16
(Agree/Disagree?)
I got a 56. I had to cut out everything that had to do with toys or non human objects.
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| | | | from SaraMarie
Friday, February 14, 2003 - 11:28
(Agree/Disagree?)
i got 22, but there are a few questions not on your list.
in a swimming pool.
while camping in a tent
oral while watching TV
and more i'm sure
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| | | | | | | from Rae
Friday, February 14, 2003 - 09:55
(Agree/Disagree?)
got 28
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| | | | from Aita.
Tuesday, October 29, 2002 - 15:47
(Agree/Disagree?)
I got a 42.....
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| from Ian
Sunday, October 27, 2002 - 11:21
(Agree/Disagree?)
31 for me, it would be higher but some things have never been available...like hot air balloons. I wanted to add a few that would have helped my score:
On top of a bar.
At your computer with the web cam rolling.
Positive that you had "done it" but can't remember where or who with.
Done it with your boss's wife.
Done it while simultaneously taking business calls.
Done it with your employee.
Done it with your employees wife.
"Another fine post by ian"
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| | | | | | | | | | | | |  From Helga does Hamburg
Monday, October 28, 2002, 11:46
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Blimey Ian! But then, it’s only expected that you, the very Dionysus of modern culture would have tried everything in your alcohol induced stupor. I only got 38, but, as you said, many of the fun, kinky things were omitted. Even basic must do’s like:
· Spankings
· Role play
· Office sex
· Closet sex
· Same sex
· Anal sex
· Alley sex
· Sex in a dungeon (lots of castles in Europe)
· Sex in a nightclub and so on
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| | from Deb
Monday, September 30, 2002 - 05:41
(Agree/Disagree?)
32.
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| from I thought I was kinkier than that!
Monday, September 30, 2002 - 05:06
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Monger, you asked me to post my score so here goes: 24. Pathetic. Maybe in the near future I'll get some chances to up that score...hehe.
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| from Ex-member
Sunday, September 29, 2002 - 19:28
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I scored a measly 30....but I'm young and (well....) somewhat innocent yet! ;)
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| from monger
Tuesday, September 24, 2002 - 05:12
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This article never showed up under the 'last 10 articles' list for some reason (such as sanity :] ), so I'm just adding some random text so hopefully this'll at least show up under 'last 10 comments.' :)
Monger luvvs ya!
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