from Holon - Thursday, December 13, 2001
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I am writing this for myself,and for your entertainment.
First of all, I stayed up way too late last night,(there was a movie on that I couldn't stop watching).
Anyhow I was still very tired when I woke up.I had to use the bathroom,and when I sat down the toilet seat was wet.
At first I thought "oh,my son had the shower on, so he must have sprayed water on the seat" but,,,, after wiping the seat off I saw it was yellow.((((((Very mad face))))))))
So I went and asked him if he had peed on the seat and he just smiled and didn't answer me.So I said again in a mad voice "Patrick,did you, or did you not, pee on the toilet seat"??? He just stood there smiling and shook his head yes.
Man I was soooooooo mad.It was one of those moments that you have to walk away and sit on your bed and take a moment to gain composure.
After doing that,I went and explained how gross that was and asked him why on earth he had done such a thing.You would think at the age of 7 & 1/2 one would know better.He just kept smiling and tried to hold back a laugh.I would have made him clean the seat as punishment, but it was getting late and I had to get him and his sister off to school.So he got away with that little stunt.
Anyhow, after that I had to shower and get dressed.I knew I wasn't going anywhere today, so I put on these pair of shorts with a little hole on the back pocket.( it was just a little hole)
But as I loaded the babies in the car it got caught on the car door and ripped a little more.But I thought it would be OK.So I sat down and it ripped all the way down from the pocket to the leg.But I had to get the kids to school so I just drove them and dropped them off.
When I got back to my house,the neighbor guy's that live across the street were all outside.And I didn't know how I was going to get into the house without them seeing my ass.Not to mention,get the babies in the house too.I sat there for a few min.and just made a run for it. I changed my shorts and went back to the car to get the babies out of there car seats.
I couldn't bring myself to look at them to see if they were laughing.
Well,,,,,,,,there's my crapy morning!!!!!!!!!! I feel better now that I wrote it down.The rest of the day better be better.