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from mike hunt - Saturday, August 21, 2004
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How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to replace a lightbulb?

The Answer is TEN:

1. one to deny that a lightbulb needs to be changed,

2. one to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the lightbulb needs to be changed,

3. one to blame Clinton for burning out the lightbulb,

4. one to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing the lightbulb or for darkness,

5. one to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Haliburton for the new lightbulb,

6. one to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner "Lightbulb Change Accomplished",

7. one administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally "in the dark",

8. one to viciously smear #7,

9. one surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along,

10. and finally one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a lightbulb and screwing the country.

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from frmrjoyish
Thursday, August 26, 2004 - 08:29


LOL! Hillarious! And, sadly, so true!

Isn't it funny how when the economy was great under Clinton's watch the republicans said he didn't deserve the credit, but rather that it was due to repulbican policies in the Bush sr. administration but now that the economy sucks under Bush's watch, he doesn't deserve the blame, but it's due to policies implemented under the Clinton administration. It's funny how they twist everything around to suit themselves!
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from Haunted
Thursday, August 26, 2004 - 06:27

Hahahahahahahaha!! Loved it!!
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