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Getting On : Pop Culture
21 Post-Family Job Descriptions | from xhrisl - Thursday, October 10, 2002
accessed 1789 times A blatent rip-off of Tea's 21 post-modern job descriptions. 21 Post-Family Job Describtions.
1. Fucked. *
2. More Fucked. *
3. Divorced.
4. Single Parent.
5. Chapter 11
6. Military.
7. Web Designer.
8. Singer/Song Writer.
9. Student.
10. Adult Entertainer.
11. Bisexual.
12. Gay/Lesbian.
13. "Experianced."
14. Canadian.
15. "Jesus Baby."
16. Systemite.
17. Backslider.
18. Drugie.
19. Peon.
20. Consumer.
21. Casualty.
Other Post-Family Job titles coming soon as a lifestlye choice near you....
Lawyer.
Child Advocate.
Psychologist.
Mental Health Practitioner.
And lastly the most covetted title of.....
"Normal." (Yeah---right!)
* Editors note: the first two descriptions of "Fucked", and "More Fucked", are to be used in conjunction with the latter following Post-Family Job Descriptions in said manner:
If as an individual, you relate to more than 4 of the posted job descriptions you may pass on the designation of "Fucked", and proceed to immediatly add "More Fucked" to your credited list of marketable skills.
Luv Ya All!
Xhrisl. |
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Reader's comments on this article Add a new comment on this article |  from mia
Wednesday, December 11, 2002 - 16:47
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Hey Chis lovin number 12 Ill call when I get My phone Hooked up
mia
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| from pharmaboy sharpens bread knife
Friday, October 11, 2002 - 03:48
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X knows too much, he must be terminated. I have worked so hard on my image, I was actually starting to believe I was normal myslf, LOL! That hit the nail on the head, nice one!
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| from Jerseygirl
Thursday, October 10, 2002 - 07:31
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Great job X. Although I think if we keep the relatable descriptions at 4, there is going to be a hell of a lot of us in the "more fucked" catagory.
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