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Bring on the Clones!

from WickedWhisper - Sunday, December 29, 2002
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By now everyone's heard of the french cloning cult. I just thought of a way this could work to our advantage.

First, we make a concerted effort to obtain DNA from Zerby, Peter, Mark etc, and of course, Berg himself (From the corpse) Then we clone them, and raise them in their own little made-to-order cult, complete with an idiotic belief system, victor programs and overcooked, rubbery scrambled eggs every morning.

Also, we could write a bunch of stupid, sappy platitudes, divide them up into verses and make them memorize a whole bunch every week or else no movie.

I think this would give me a great sense of closure.

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from meg
Tuesday, January 14, 2003 - 09:41

could we add malasian joan to the list?
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from Heh, heh heh
Thursday, January 09, 2003 - 02:45

Of course, even if they DO memorise their assignment on time, the only movie they'll be alowed to watch will be "Pollyanna" which they will have to write a different reaction to every time they see it.
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from Mack
Monday, January 06, 2003 - 04:12

Dude, that would be perfect. You are too funny. I love the idea!
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From krystine
Tuesday, September 09, 2003, 22:34

Make sure that they have a nightly sharing schedule with really bad sex, oh yeah, and they always have to have a pow-wow after every movie with regular intervals to talk about it. (reply to this comment

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