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Getting Out : Ask Alf

ALF HITS BACK

from Alf - Wednesday, September 25, 2002
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– My rebuttal/Letter to a backslider

Ok while trawling through the moving on site, I couldn’t help but notice some folks detracting from my message, or just generally doubting my closer connection with God. Frankly I think it stinks and I’ve prayed about it and me and the Lord have decided to do some things.

Firstly your loving prophet is instituting a standing offer to all of his sheep. You all know the story of the lamb that had to get his little legs broken so he’d follow the shepherd that little bit closer? Well your loving shepherd is willing to sacrifice his time and effort to personally break your legs if that’s what helps you follow that little bit closer. Anytime anyplace within a 2 hr journey from London. It will all be done in the strictest LOVE of course.

Secondly I’d like to talk about some of this bunch of bad apples, murmerers, problem cases and girls who wouldn’t(should’nt and won’t). Jules aside of course, since she does give me a platform to send the letters to you kids and her traumatic testimony was so harrowing I feel sorry for her even though she did ritually humiliate me as an adolescent. No, the people that really get my goat are the pretensious wannabe high brow twats, they’ve plumbed new depths even for movingon. Firstly the criminally poor ‘creative writing’ now with the art(?) and always banging on about themselves being lawyers or some other dismal white collar job. Anyone give a shit? Thought not. Trying to wear intelligence on your sleeve? Here’s some sophomoric advice, FUCK UP DIPSHITS! I love you my children.

Love in Alf

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from himwotcleansdaloos
Monday, March 03, 2003 - 10:21

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Alf, I know where you live, so if your not careful I will be the one breaking your Ikle Lamb Leggs.

Neir, funny stuff Toss Pot
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from Wolf
Saturday, September 28, 2002 - 04:21

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Craven, let the vile prophet rave on. His trash is pretty much the only thing worth reading on this site.
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From Craven is chillin'
Saturday, September 28, 2002, 11:58

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Mayhap I was wrong. Maybe I'm just getting him confused with the truly reprehensible juveniles that frequent this site.

If so I apologize. But be it a front or real his "hatefulness" doesn't have to be caustic in regard to other members.(reply to this comment
From neez
Wednesday, October 02, 2002, 05:33

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'Mayhap'? what sorta english do u teach down there.. (insert truly reprehensible juvenile comment)(reply to this comment
From Craven ze teach
Wednesday, October 02, 2002, 12:30

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I teach all imaginable forms of English. Not that I think you are interested.

No need for said insertion, the post qualified (T.I.C ;-).(reply to this comment
From neez
Wednesday, October 02, 2002, 17:57

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well duh..(reply to this comment
from Jules
Thursday, September 26, 2002 - 10:16

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Ok, not to make this about me, but I think I have to say something here. While I really and truly appreciate the support, I think this has officially reached the scary stage.
Sorry Jo, (she has been working on a business plan for "Buy a Lock of Jules' Hair Inc." ) but Alf, I really miss the good ol' throw-some-insults-at-Jules days. I've tried to get into it with Joe, and even tried to tackle the American political issue, which has always been good for some action. Not a bite, except for a lone post from Alby. Honestly, what does a girl have to do to pick a fight around here?
In all seriousness, I try not to engage in insults or fighting for it's own sake, but the debates with the astute and intelligent participants here was one of the most enjoyable things about this site for me.
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From JohnnieWalker
Thursday, January 23, 2003, 21:47

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Darn it! You mean that "Authentic Lock of Jules' Hair" I paid $140 for on ebay isn't authentic after all? ;)(reply to this comment
From jo
Thursday, January 23, 2003, 19:14

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Damn Jules how will I ever make my millions now. :'((reply to this comment
From jo
Thursday, January 23, 2003, 19:14

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Damn Jules how will I ever make my millions now. :'((reply to this comment
From jo
Thursday, January 23, 2003, 19:18

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Double damn!(reply to this comment
From JoeH
Wednesday, October 02, 2002, 19:38

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speaking of "getting into it with Joe", I find it interesting that you were the only woman who chose to respond when I suggested that women take everyting too personally. Do you take that personally? Awaiting your snappy comeback....(reply to this comment
From Jules
Wednesday, October 02, 2002, 22:57

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Joe, as much as I respect your considerable skill in baiting, it takes a little more than sexist putdowns to intimidate me. (reply to this comment
From JoeH
Thursday, October 03, 2002, 00:16

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well my point still stands(reply to this comment
From A Jules Fan
Thursday, October 03, 2002, 11:14

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Yes. It's the ONLY thing that stands. Hehe...(reply to this comment
From Jules
Thursday, October 03, 2002, 09:13

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Joe your concern is sweet, but it's hard to take most things you say seriously, let alone personally.(reply to this comment
From monkeyfart
Friday, October 04, 2002, 04:36

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Nice to see such a positive conversion. I suppose it can be assumed the cycle responsible for those tumultuous feelings of resentment has now expired!(reply to this comment
From monkeyfart
Thursday, October 03, 2002, 01:14

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Don't let her get you down Joe. - Keep baiting that hook, casting out & wait to see what kind of "Fish" you reel in. Just remember the better the fish the bigger the bitch it is getting them hooked!! Anywhoo, don't let one fastidious fish get you down. Just KGFG and "Keep on Keeping on" till your "dying day", or till you find that "Gold" at the end of the rainbow. - Love in Jesus and Mooses David.(reply to this comment
from Alf lost his urinals in a tragic farming accident
Thursday, September 26, 2002 - 09:22

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Alf,

I'd rather wear intelligence on my sleeve than lame attempts at humor that are devoid of wit while adding disclaimers to the effect of "it's not funny cause it's British".

I was told to expect eloquence, but wasn't dumb enough to hope for it.

Was also told to expect hillarity but you probably haven't been funny since Jules embarassed you as a kid.

Y'know what's funny? That you are willing to play foil to yourself and pat yourself on the back with multiple accounts and other sub-minions.

That's funny, pathetic but funny.

Go create another disciple. ;-)

Craven de Kere
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From Alf
Friday, September 27, 2002, 18:27

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Actually Craven.. just 'what?'(reply to this comment
From Alf
Friday, September 27, 2002, 18:26

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Wow Craven im sorry i didnt make you laugh. Disappointing or what? So are you taking me up on my offer or what?(reply to this comment
From Craven plays the hateful role
Friday, September 27, 2002, 19:01

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Alf,

I was very clear, re-read it if you are in doubt as to my opinion.

And no, I was not disappointed because my expectations in regard to your capacity for humor were never high. You have the wit of a pre-pubescent twit and only your peers in vulgarity find anything risible about your incessant attempts to make a fool of yourself in public and penchant for uncalled-for animosity.

No I am not taking you up on your stupid offer. This should be a situation you are familiar with.

Regards(reply to this comment
From Alf
Friday, September 27, 2002, 19:45

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'peers in vulgarity'. Like it. Although you ruin it by not letting me break your legs.(reply to this comment
from monkeyfart
Thursday, September 26, 2002 - 09:13

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Paraphrased article: Alf hits back.- A loving shepherd with a spirit led offer to break your leg(s) if caught traveling near London.

Good stuff here Uncle Alf, by the way- “FUCK UP DIPSHITS”? – Just to confirm does this mean you prefer not only Gay sex but preferably Gay sex with the intellectually impaired?
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From Deranged1
Thursday, September 26, 2002, 09:30

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Alf, would you throw in a free handjob to make getting to London worth my while?(reply to this comment
From neez
Friday, September 27, 2002, 03:57

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Would you want it before, or after the leg breaking?(reply to this comment
From Deranged1
Friday, September 27, 2002, 04:06

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Preferably both!(reply to this comment
From neez
Friday, September 27, 2002, 04:19

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Might wanna splint that leg up first. :)(reply to this comment
from SunnyfuckingJames
Thursday, September 26, 2002 - 08:58

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God fuck yourself! Have a nice day:)
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From JoeH
Thursday, September 26, 2002, 11:36

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nice grammar there sunny! Are you telling God to fuck Himself? I don't think He'd like that(reply to this comment
From Cosmicblip
Thursday, September 26, 2002, 19:49

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he's just jealous because his dick isn't long enough!(reply to this comment
From Deranged1
Thursday, October 03, 2002, 10:51

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Joe? God? or both?(reply to this comment

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