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Memory book songs

from exfamily - Monday, February 25, 2008
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Hello and greetings in Jesus' precious name.

Need something to remind you of your past? Haven't felt creeped out in awhile? Or are you just in the mood for some good ol' memorization time? Well look no further. Here, for your spiritual nourishment, I now present every JJT shiner's wet dream, the complete set of "Those Memory Book Verses Turned To Song With Jeremy Spencer's Slide Guitar Et Cetera, Whatever They're Called". Close your eyes and drift off, back into a world where spankings and powdered milk reign supreme, with these inspiring and uplifting memorization-aids. Turn on and tune in to Mo's missives for the masses. Just lie back and relax, and let all the haunting memories you've tried to suppress for so long come flooding back in.

The promised "tapes", provided courtesy of

New Life:
Break Out:
Fear Not:
Power Tower:
The Lion, the Dragon, and the Beast:

Now excuse me while I go cast down some imaginations...

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from der Teufel
Friday, April 04, 2008 - 00:34

Just you mentioning them makes me depressed. lol
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from Tinaph80
Tuesday, March 04, 2008 - 22:04

Man, I haven't heard those songs in forever! I can't stand it because hearing them brings me right back to Austria 1990. I was 10, and in the kitchen doing dishes or making eggs. It really trips me out.
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from holysavage
Tuesday, March 04, 2008 - 11:05

And to think that some of us actually used to sing those songs or think "Lion, the Dragon and the Beast" was "cool"....makes me want to puke!
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from vix
Sunday, March 02, 2008 - 05:01


I can't tell you how pleased I am that it took me quite a lot of thinking to get that reference at the end.

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From :-)
Monday, March 03, 2008, 09:18

Iím glade you pointed that out Vix, I totally missed that at first, and that just made may day!
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from rainy
Sunday, March 02, 2008 - 00:47

"Break Out" huh? Break out into what? Herpes?
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From Fish
Sunday, March 02, 2008, 05:06

nice.(reply to this comment
from cheeks
Saturday, March 01, 2008 - 13:49

What happened to the end-time one whatever it was called.
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From exfamily
Saturday, March 01, 2008, 23:27

Added link.(reply to this comment
From Samuel
Saturday, March 01, 2008, 17:19

"The Lion, The Dragon, and The Beast"(reply to this comment
from rainy
Wednesday, February 27, 2008 - 12:23

The best thing about these tapes was it made it easier to remember your verses for video night. Unfortunately it was too late for my age group, we were already onto obscure chapters by the time they came out. But I remember playing them for the babies all the time so they'd know all their verses by the time they were kids and never have to miss their videos. Poor babies. They have my heartfelt apologies.
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from josh(PI)
Wednesday, February 27, 2008 - 11:37

Thatís hilarious, and the worst part is I still know how to play most of those song on guitar.
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from Phoenixkidd
Wednesday, February 27, 2008 - 07:37


Uggh Memory Book Songs--Possibly the worst thing to hit music since sappy Cheezy Country songs. --Makes me wanna barf. No Rhymes no reason just "The Word" brother!

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from heathen
Wednesday, February 27, 2008 - 00:40

Guaranteed to give instant depression.
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from aka_hannya
Tuesday, February 26, 2008 - 17:11


Crap, I need another beer.
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