What were you doing during word time?

Frantically thinking of how the new GN spoke to you/ Straining to hear the whispers and wondering about an alternative way to say "Have faith in me my children."

6.87%

Wishing you could paste fake open eyes on your closed ones.

22.14%

Examining the other "home members" faces and observing that they all wore similar drained expressions with an occasional eye rolling to the back of the head.

18.32%

Practicing your reading skills: you have now read the words "golden seeds" 157 times.

3.82%

Drinking in the new wine.

6.11%

Asking Jesus to help you overcome the enemys doubts as you wondered why he wants you to masturbate to him. "Aren't our prayers enough Lord?"

3.05%

Thanking heaven for the new Law of Love series: now you can pressure Sharon (resident babe and hottest dance night dancer) into a date.

8.40%

Thinking about what movie you'll watch next video night and the 16ounce of beer you'll drink along with it. You then wonder if there will ever come a time when these things aren't the highlight of your week.

31.30%

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