Jingle bells

I will set out to destroy other peoples Christmas mood, because I hate Christmas. "There is no Jesus or Santa, so get out of my face." 

I will ignore the very existence of Christmas. I'm not christian, and I have no reason to celebrate it. "Chriswhat? Isn't 12/25 Isaac Newton's birthday? 

I will use the excuse to party with friends, but strictly nothing religious. "Seasons greetings people!" 

I will use the excuse to party with friends, and put up with anything religous, because it's special for other people. "Um, yeah, merry christmas." 

I will celebrate a secular Xmas. Santa Clause, xmas trees, wreaths, holly, and Rudolph. "I saaw mommy kissing saaanta clause.." 

I will celebrate Christmas, manger scenes, baby Jesus and all, because I feel it's harmless tradition. "And God bless us all, everyone." 

I will celebrate Christmas, manger scenes, baby Jesus and all, because I am Christian 

Christmas.... me must proselytize... me need to reach quota...