Choose between the evils--if you could have, how would you have preferred to grow up?

As the 17th child of 32 kids of an indian family in the New Dehli slums, your parents sell cow-dung patties 

As a single child to a prostitue/crack whore in the ghetto 

As a leukemic child to a lower-class family of 6 who have to take on a couple of credits to pay the hospital bills and thus won't be able to afford proper schooling for the rest of your siblings 

As a mentally retarded child to an elderly couple who never really wanted you anyways 

As an orphan in Bosnia, you lost your legs to a minefield that you and your friends were playing on  

As you did, in the cult