Which recurring topic do you find most annoying?

"I love my full figure!" 

"Please don't stop believing in Jesus just because he let the Family fuck you over!" 

"Why don't all you losers just move on?" - AKA The Bitterness Lecture 

"I'm sick of Alf, Joe H, et al's negativity!" 

"Read what I think is a really brilliant and original diatribe into the Family's fiscal situation!" 

"Feel my pain! - A long-winded, quasi-poetic delve into my tortured psyche" 

"Should I tell my significant other about my past?" 

"Please help my lame ass write a resume!" 

Sexually frustrated boys with a desperate need to prove to everyone else how superior they are.