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JoeH, November 15, 2002, 16:23
Elimidate spinoffs
here are my spinoff ideas of a popular show called "Elimidate" where a guy or girl starts with 4 eligibles and ends up with one at the end of the show:
Incrimi-date - One of the suitors commits some kind of crime, which must be solved
Intimi-date - Possibly involving my brother Tim
Insipid-date - What the original show should have been called
Irradi-ate - Okay now I'm stretching it, this one could be "Dating after the nuclear holocaust"?
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 |  JoeH, November 15, 2002, 18:11
even more
"Ich libbe-date" – The overly sappy, excessively romantic, German version
"Ejacu-date" - This one’s reserved for HBO or Cinemax, possible plots: guy who endures the Brazillian lapdance for the longest wins, or more perverse ideas that I won’t detail here.
"Exca-date" – The History Channel’s version, plays matchmaker to geeky archaeologists.
"Re-iter-date" – Get everybody from a previous Elimidate show together so he/she can dump them again and clarify exactly why they suck.
"Exagger-date" – Filled with stupid stuff guys do to impress women (oh wait, isn’t there already a show like this? Called “Jackass”?).
"Insinu-date" – Like Elimidate, except with people upon whom the lost art of subtlety is not entirely wasted. Or, "In-Sin-You-Date," where the most sinful suitor wins.
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| | JoeH, November 15, 2002, 16:31
more
Urin-date - not to be aired before 10pm
(reply to this post) | | Jerseygirl, November 16, 2002, 20:34
A few more........
Infatu-date : the "datees" become infatuated with each other instead of with the "dater".
In-fat-u-date :the contestants are weight challenged.
(reply to this post) | | eesiwon, November 16, 2002, 03:10
Wanker
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Anthony, November 10, 2002, 19:07
Let Jesus Shine
Let Jesus Shine...shine my shoes!
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Anthony, November 9, 2002, 19:20
Patience
Whenever I see a woman I don't think I have a chance with, I just try to imagin what she'd look and think like when she's like between 40 and 90 or something, then I feel better.
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| Tea, November 10, 2002, 01:58
Oh, Mother!
Or, as you so wisely told me years ago, "Take one good look at her mother". There. Nice. Cured.
(reply to this post) | | Jules, November 11, 2002, 08:41
Does that work both ways?
...so you and Anthony would be like your father...
(reply to this post) | | Anthony, November 11, 2002, 11:06
Only One Way
Actually Jules, I would be more like my mother!
(reply to this post) | | Joe H, November 9, 2002, 20:07
I like that
I think I may adopt that practice
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